Let's face it Colby Covington is everything Mike Perry should be.

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  1. SVG

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    The best fighter.
    The most controversial.
    A man from a royal bloodline.
    The face of Star Wars.
    The best WW Wrestler.
    2018 WW Champion.

    You all thought it would be Mike but it will be Lord Colby.

    I told you all before this train is gathering mega steam best hop on before it's too late.

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    Its sad that a grown adult would make a thread such as this.
     
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    Somehow, Colby and Perry trolls have managed to become even more annoying than Conor fanboys.
     
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    Colby was made for intercepting boomerangs with his face.
     
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    That head movement

    Looks like Neo
     
  7. Bendo MMA Hero

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    Hey Colby, I heard Usman is coming around here later, so maybe you should bounce and stay away for the next few years. Thanks, bud.
     
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    Wait for him to finish. Punch line has to be coming soon
     
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    Colby has the reflexes of a cheetah
     
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    Yes because Usman made such a statement to fight the King next didn't he, all at a whopping 30%.

    Get the fuck out of this thread dummy.
     
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    I honestly don't know how to feel about Covington. I don't take anything he says seriously at all, it's like the wah wah wahs from the Charlie Brown telephones. I usually try to catch his fights though.


    Side note, dissing another man's woman is too far though, even for a fake persona.
     
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    No one likes you, Colby. Boomerangs give you PTSD.

    Usman made such a statement that Covington is ducking him like his life depends on it.
     
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    Everything except the 100% KO victory ratio
     
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    You think he should be a terrible striker? Afraid of toy boomerangs?
     
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    They're both trash and horrible trolls.
     
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    Well as much as i dislike platinum at least he is not a "bitch breed" crybaby.
     
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    Colby Snitchington
     
  19. Typrune Goatley

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    TS is right.

    Let's also not forget Mark Perry lost to Max Griffin whereas Lord Colby thoroughly smashed Max Griffin.

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    Perry wishes he could do the things Colby can.
     
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