It's 2018 so the love interest is just an excuse to cram another action legend into the film. I say Dolph Lundgren
So, who is the most underrated actor of all time? - It's Dolph Lundgren.
Why? Well, because of his spiky hair, his ice-cold demeanor and his big muscles.
All right, so we have our actor.
Now we need a really great role for him.
Oh, you know what I was thinking? Scientists are cool.
What if he's a scientist?
A muscular scientist.
I'm into that.
As long as we don't cover up that body with a lab coat, bro.
He's wearing, like, a hot mesh tank top.l like that.
Now does he, like, fight crime or something?
He fights crime, uh, with his brain and his brawn.
This is good.
All right.
Brains- Brawn Brawn- Muscles Oh! Dude! I just got a Shyamalan twist to put in this bad boy.
Lay it on me.
What if this scientist runs around on all fours?
Why would he run on all fours?
It's a science experiment with a dog that goes absolutely haywire.
Suddenly he wakes up with the ability to run around like a hound.
We're not making the lead of our big-budget action movie half dog!
No, not half dog. He's all dog.
Then why are we casting Dolph Lundgren? That will be the twist.
Dolph Lundgren will be the voice of this dog.
That's not a twist! That's a completely different movie about a talking-dog scientist with the voice of Dolph Lundgren!
You know what? Check this out.
What if it's a man with a few dog-like qualities, like, uh, heightened sense of smell?
We're not- There's no- or licking Whoa, whoa.
Wait a second.
A heightened sense of smell? What if he can smell crime? What if he smells crime? Dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude! Yeah? What if he can smell a crime before it even happens? Holy shit, dude.
That's amazing.
Smells crime before it even happens! Yes, dude! We're getting somewhere.
What if his entire head is just one big nose? Write that down! I like that! He's one big nose on Dolph Lundgren's body.
Oh, shit! Ho! What? No.
No, no, no, no, no.