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Discussion in 'Standup Technique' started by spacetime, Apr 29, 2018.

  1. Kyryllo

    Kyryllo Kia kaha e hine!

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    What I have seen and read from you, I am absolutely not surprised you encounter these kinds of reactions. You come over as quite a c*nt. Annoying as hell and a giant douche. I am certain even the most relaxed people would want to break your neck after a short while. Talking to you and dealing with you in real life must be agony.
     
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  2. Frode Falch

    Frode Falch Gold Belt Professional Fighter

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    If he is a beta, what are you?


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  3. Silver tongue samurai

    Silver tongue samurai Ronin

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    This is honestly more or less how you potray yourself to be in the gym. Except instead of mike tyson you're a tkd guy
     
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  4. eternaldarkness

    eternaldarkness Brown Belt

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    first suggestion is don't go locking eyes with another male unless you are gay. have you ever heard the old rule that if two people maintain eye contact for more that three seconds they are either going to fight or fuck. stick to checking out girls and you should be ok (make sure they are not with anybody and they are checking you out first). also try putting on a few kilos, tall skinny people tend to cop a lot of flak for short solid guys. i used to cop a fair bit of shit until i but on a bit of weight. now i get twice as much attention from the women and half as much from the men.
     
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  5. aerius

    aerius Brown Belt

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    You were hospitalized from kicking a glove, you are a pussy.
     
  6. DoctorTaco

    DoctorTaco Breadhead

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    run into an asshole in the morning, then you ran into an asshole. Run into assholes all day? Well, you’re the asshole.
     
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  7. spacetime

    spacetime Black Belt

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    Says the guy who puts a fucking bicycle helmet over his head in a public clip.
     
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  8. eternaldarkness

    eternaldarkness Brown Belt

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    trust me on this, you don't want to got getting in street fights. it might seem like fun at the time but you will either end up in jail or in a hospital. i'm not taking the piss either, i still have nerve damage in my face from getting in a scrap with some big fat footballer. if you really what to fight keep training and do it the proper way. it is both a lot more fun and more challenging fighting against another trained individual.
     
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  9. eternaldarkness

    eternaldarkness Brown Belt

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    when your a kid it isn't really the same. the law views it differently. you can and will go to jail if you seriously injure someone. i'm not just saying this, i'm speaking from experience.
    p.s any fight that isn't a legit sanctioned fight, is a street fight. and don't ever go fighting on concrete or bitumen, you may as well be fighting with weapons.
     
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  10. spacetime

    spacetime Black Belt

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    Wow! Never knew that.
     
  11. spacetime

    spacetime Black Belt

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    Let's go champ!

     
  12. Silver tongue samurai

    Silver tongue samurai Ronin

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    Just make a stand or something man. If you have to stiff arm it before your jab then it probably isnt too stable
     
  13. spacetime

    spacetime Black Belt

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    "I can tell you you will a need a new table soon - if the old one already shrieks that loud when you pet your 5 lbs „heavy bag“.

    The granny next door makes more noise than you when she shakes up the pillows."
     
  14. William Huggins

    William Huggins Green Belt

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    Don't tell him this, it's pointless, he doesn't come out of that flat....
     
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  15. spacetime

    spacetime Black Belt

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    That's good! Means I won't go to prison, which eternaldarkness seems to think is my inevitable fate.
     
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  16. spacetime

    spacetime Black Belt

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    "in the locker room after a jabbing target practice on a cocky steorid head"

    Dude is hiding in the bathroom.

    Me - are you puffy faced???

    Him - nah man it's from shaving earlier.


    I don't recall him looking puffy faced when we chatted before sparring....:D
     
  17. Silver tongue samurai

    Silver tongue samurai Ronin

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    Back at a gym i presume?
     
  18. spacetime

    spacetime Black Belt

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    Yeah this was a while back. I didn't get at first his puffyness was from me because I wasn't trying to hurt him, just give a little taste of it.
     
  19. Silver tongue samurai

    Silver tongue samurai Ronin

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    <FookIsThatGuy>
     
  20. spacetime

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    He asked me to
     

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