Lawmakers want to make Tide pods less appealing

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  1. Mike

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    Yeah I know, my friends have kids. With small children you have to watch them like a hawk. But it seems like the people making this viral are teens or older.
     
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    You can't legislate against stupidity.
     
  3. ralphc1

    ralphc1 Steel Belt Platinum Member

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    Make them look like Brussels Sprouts. Kids won't touch them.
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    People are doing this for internet fame, not because they legit want to eat them.
     
  5. NoGoodNamesLeft

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    They just want to keep all that flavor for themselves, i see how greedy they are. Forbidden fruit.
     
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    Oh christ, what are we, chimps?! Just stop eating fucking Tide pods!
     
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    The bill comes amid growing concerns that children are eating the packets and teenagers are engaging in the Tide Pod Challenge — eating them and posting the videos online.

    All for stupid teenagers killing themselves.
     
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    I’m all for idiot teens eating them.

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    j123 Pro Sherdogger 500-0-1

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    More so than you think. Whatever you think is the max, multiply by 10, and thats what's out there
     
  11. James T. Kirk

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    I'm saving this to show my wife lmao.
     
  13. shunyata

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    As a parent I feel this is a parenting problem.

    My 9 year old would never eat a tide pod. Because we told her about an idiot teenager who ate one and has internal burns from the bleach.

    I've explained to all of my kids how dangerous putting non food items in their mouth is.

    We've explained to them that sodium is toxic in high doses and that taking shots of soy sauce is a great way to get hypernatremic and die.

    We've explained to them that not everthing on the internet or tv is true and particularly that any information coming from a commercial or from youtube has a much greater chance of being false.


    If you explain things to your kids, they learn.

    Also if you raise them Buddhist and don't teach them about a Christian themed afterlife, when you say "Don't do this it could get you killed" they actually listen a lot better.
     
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    Squint Eastwood DESERVE

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  15. GSP_37

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    One good solution to this and to many other problems would be to reassign shitty teachers to be janitors so that kids aren't stupid when they age out of school. You can't do much about stupid parents, but you can eliminate stupid teachers.

    Recently, one local teacher won a $25k award and he went from being an engineer to teacher and he said you can't teach each kid the same way because they don't all respond the same way. It takes a smart and dedicated teacher to be effective in making kids smarter.

    Not making detergent look like candy would also help.
     
  16. jefferz

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    You damn young kids, you do line of Ajax.
     
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