Kangaroo vs top fighters in the world

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    Who will top fighters fare against a Red Kangaroo?

    Guys like Weidman, Bones, Stiopic, JDS, Cormier, etc etc.

    Red Kangaroos can grow up to 6'9" but most are just average around human size.

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Red_kangaroo

    So in one on one, who will top fighters be it KB, boxing, MMA, do against kangaroo?
     
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    Only PED Bones stands a chance...throw in a hit of snow too then maybe
     
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    I think some of the top human fighters have arm reach advantage. Not of course Kangaroo can hop on tail and throw both legs, but I imagine that be perfect chance for a single tail takedown or a tail sweep.
     
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    Roo for sure
     
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    Dammit too slow
     
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    He's not the biggest one out there, but he's big enough.
     
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    Frank Mir would just eat one.
     
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    I think your only chance would be a spinning heel kick to the head so id gotta go with someone like JDS. But I would bet on the roo vs anyone.
     
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    Is this serious question????







    McGregor of course!
     
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    Thing with bones is that he beats top level comp at what they're best at

    Shogun beat him with muay Thai

    Machida out karatied him

    Gus somehow bones was taller

    Rampage and rashad out black on black crimed them both

    I'm sure bones would hop around and double kick roo Ala Philip rhee from best of the best esp if he had the schnow flowin
     
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    Call me a puss but that bottom pic is just got damn terrifying
     
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    I always bet on Red
     
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    romero would tail pick it...
    Jk kangaroo kills any of those as soon as he is done playing or and understanding the dude is a threat.
     
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    Is this serious?? A kangaroo would hop up on its tail and his hind legs would either send you flying or the nails on the feet would tear you up!

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    A big red? I'd put money down on the kangaroo.

    They clinch and rip down your stomach with those big claws, lots of pig dogs get disembowelled by them.

    You see in the gif the dogs already stuck and if old mate hadn't interrupted the roo would have dragged his feet down his body. That's a grey too, a small roo.

    HWs would be the ones with the the best shot, although their size works against them in having more skin to get torn open
     
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