Just saw split

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    Holy shit that was one of the worst movies ive ever seen.
     
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    People got mad at me on here when I said the same thing

    There girls were so fucking dumb and had so many chances to escape or jump his ass before it even got into the paranormal shit

    Like she had such a long time to hop out of the car while he was spraying her friends with that deus machina instant KO spray, even more when he was just staring forward. Couldn't she hold her breath or cover her face while she busts out the door? Could t the second friend duck behind the seat? They just waved their arms like he wasn't gonna spray them

    Then when he came to take one away from the room, the other two just stood there, he fell on the floor in front of them with his head down and they stood over him not doing shit

    I'm ok with people making bad decisions in horror movies but this was too far
     
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    This thread has gotten off on the wrong foot. . .
     
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    That fucking scene when he pulls the first girl out

    "No don't!"- they scream to the guy who already kidnapped them and had them in a bunker dungeon like he was just gonna listen to them and stop

    "Pee yourself!"-They yell when they are 3v1 with lamps and any they can hit him with
     
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    Wasn't bad imo.

    6.5/10 for me.

    The last scene definitely was the highlight.
     
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    Would fuck all the chicks doe
     
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    Theyre like 14
     
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    That's not the point
     
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  11. Lavitz Gust of Wind Dance

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    Movie decided to to have Dumbledore sprint across the room yelling and reaching for Harry's neck in rage. While the book he just asked Harry calmly if he put his name in the Goblet of fire.

     
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    Meh...I thought it was alright
     
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    I know it was probably a tough role to play but I thought James McAvoy was awful. I'm usually a fan.

    Movie was kind of crap but had decent drama. Worth a watch. Keep expectations low though.
     
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    lol actually 23,22 and 21
     
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    Yep, it sucked.

    You never had the feeling that any of the girls were in any real danger. It was neither a thriller nor a horror movie. It was just lame.
     
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    Doesn't matter if they are 3v1. As they discussed in the movie, even going at him 3v1, he would have kicked their ass. Their only chance for 3v1 would be to do it against the little kid, but even when they had a chance with the kid, they still weren't sure what was going on so they did nothing.

    Plus, if you look at it from a real life stance, when people are put into ultra high stress situations, they react in ways you'd never expect. Such as cowering, freezing up, doing stupid things even when an obvious answer is apparent, etcetera.

    I found the two extra girls to be extremely annoying, especially the white girl. She was just terrible. But the main girl was great. And the blackish girl had a nice booty.
     
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    8/10

    mcavoy knocked it out the park
     
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    Damn they look like they just hit puberty. Youre still a creep though
     
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    that was the best movie i saw this year. solid 8,5/10 for me. Mcavoy did a fantastic acting job and you have to be quite the boob to think otherwise. also, taylor joy is amazing. this girl will be in movies a lot.

    what the fuck are you even talking about, one of the worst movies. what the hell do you consider great? the avengers?
     
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    I want to see it and don't want spoilers - disappointing review

    @Dragonlordxxxxx ???
     
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