Just me or is everyone an alcoholic?

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  1. Caveat

    Caveat Cold Light of the Moon Belt Platinum Member

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    Pretty sure >4 in a day is technically binging for men.

    I never thought I'd get close until I started drinking wine...
     
  2. Amerikuracana

    Amerikuracana Titanium Belt

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    I like the BWW and Boston's millenial alchies. They are working on that problem 5-6 days a week, and pretending they are just going out to dinner.
     
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  3. smithnwssn

    smithnwssn Guest

    The only people that are alcoholics are typically the ones not drinking.
     
  4. ShinkanPo

    ShinkanPo 風 林 火 山

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    Yeah lots of drunks
     
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    CWMMA Green Belt

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    You don’t need shoes to run but it sure fucking helps.

    Alocohol is awesome in moderation.
     
  6. JSN

    JSN #NotMyNelly

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    Just everyone on Sherdog
     
  7. Fedorgasm

    Fedorgasm Silver Belt

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    I just read drinking even moderate to light amounts will increase you cancer risk significantly so now I have to figure out how to cut way back.

    Sucks because I feel like drinking every day.
     
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  8. Nameless Ghoul

    Nameless Ghoul Brown Belt

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    I usually have a drink while watching tv/playing Xbox after work. It's always only one and I have a Deadpool souvenir cup I got from the theater I like to use..however much that is?
     
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  9. turbotime

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    Yup. As our saying goes alcoholism doesn't run in the family, it gallops.
     
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  10. antithetic

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    I'd say people are more binge drinkers these days not full blown alcoholics.
     
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    KrazyKanadian Gold Belt

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    You don't get hung over before you sleep if you keep drinking, ya pussy!
     
  12. Robocok

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    Don't believe everything you read. Drinking in moderation (NOT excessively) can reduce your risk of dementia.

    Check out the '109 year old veteran' on youtube. He drinks whiskey and smokes cigars every day and he's still fine.
     
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    Fedorgasm Silver Belt

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    That cup is huge. Even if you're only putting beer in it, you're an alkie.

    But you're putting more than beer in there aren't you?
     
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    Teetotalism is a gateway to islamic terrorism.
     
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  15. Nameless Ghoul

    Nameless Ghoul Brown Belt

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    I mainly do vodka/cran mix 25%/75% roughly
     
  16. Fedorgasm

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    25% of cup that size... That's like 5-6 shots of vodka.

    You're an alcoholic.
     
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    Gazwald Syphilitic Bestie

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    Abstinence is the only course of action for an alcoholic.

    If an alcoholic is drinking, they spend all their waking life drinking or finding ways to get the next drink.
     
  18. Timetravel_0

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    Seems to me that everyone is a pothead
     
  19. biscuitsbrah

    biscuitsbrah Black Belt

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    Alcohol is the worst. So many people can function while drinking 3-6 days a week it’s insane
     
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  20. Hitdafloor34

    Hitdafloor34 TOLD EM'

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    I don’t drink ever..... I’m not good at it lol
     

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