Just me or is everyone an alcoholic?

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  1. Drenalin

    Drenalin Double Yellow Card Double Yellow Card Yellow Card Banned

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    You don’t realize what a true alcoholic is. I know one who drinks themselves unconscious. They go weeks without even using a toilet. They walk miles barefoot to beg strangers for alcohol. They’ll even settle for rubbing alcohol & listerine
     
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  2. Michaelangelo

    Michaelangelo Genetic Jackhammer Platinum Member

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    lol at drinking for the taste
     
  3. Fadetoblack918

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    You know the song by Phil Collins, "In the Air of the Night"
     
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  4. lostdog000

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    i dont drink
     
  5. Drenalin

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    I would drink a pina colada for the taste. There’s always the virgin version though
     
  6. Winter-John

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    Every night when everyone's settled in I like to sit out on the porch with a Guiness and listen to some Dylan before I go to bed. The world would be a better place if more folks did the same.
     
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  7. Seaside

    Seaside Secretaría de Relaciones Exteriores Yellow Card

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    huh? i was against US pulling out of iran deal think it will hurt US diplomatic relations but i am not american so it doesnt effect me. Just so you know i side with china and russians more there foreign policy less hypocritical like what the Americans did in latin america.
     
  8. jcc3508

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    TS i get your point but drinking socially 3-4 times a week doesnt make you an alcoholic LOL

    Way to throw a serious problem some shade....

    These peolple you talk about are just socially inept if they can only have fun when they drink, not alcoholics...
     
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    I’m an alcoholic.
     
  10. Playswellwithlawndarts

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    Make the responsible switch to Cannabis. Your body will thank you.
     
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    4 drinks a day ? No
    4 bottles of wine a day? Yeah
     
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  13. grey poupon

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  14. sniper

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    I am certainly an alcoholic. But that's why I dont drink.

    Much harder to learn how to deal with the world sober. But much more rewarding.
     
  15. WaylonMercy5150

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    Pretty much everyone I work with gets drunk after work. They always show up the next day tho, mostly on time. Most drink all day Saturday and in the evening on Sunday. I drink at least once a week, especially if there is a fight on. I smoke pot regularly but right now I got The Jack strand, a heavy sativa that makes me fucking anxious as hell. When I lived in Poland they drank more than any other people I have ever been around.
     
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    I'm not an alcoholic, I don't go to meetings. I only drink to make other people more interesting.
     
  17. IloveTHIS

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    Someone isnt really an alcoholic if they get through the day fine with out it IE no shakes or anything.

    Personally I never understand how someone becomes or functions as an alchi. For the most part, alcohol just makes me feel like shit. To the point were I have zero desire to continue drinking day after day. I cant imagine waking up day after day both hungover and in withdrawals.

    I'm more of a drink once every 3ish weeks and get absolutely trashed, then take 3 weeks off kind of guy.
     
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    And stumbling home!
     
  19. Osculater

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    An alcoholic on the weekends and holidays
     
  20. Krixes

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    I would drink if I could, I suffer from chronic migraines (everyday). I haven't had a drink of alcohol in nearly 8 years due to this.
     

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