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No one whose dick you'd suck safe in the knowledge he could keep you alive
No worries bro I'll take care of you and have under my wingsWe all know that in a zombie apocalypse the real evil is MAN. I'd survive it the same way I survived prison - find the biggest, meanest looking mofo I could and offer to suck his dick for protection
There's no one who you'd bank on surviving a dino onslaught. No one whose dick you'd suck safe in the knowledge he could keep you alive
So velociraptors are like chickens with large talons?Damn. Another thing the movies were wrong about.
what environment would kill you quicker and how do you think you'd do before you were graphically eviscerated?
all kit is the same
1 Mossberg 500 with twenty 00 buck shells
1 Gerber tool
1 survival knife
two canteens
a compass
and your wits
Given my Tactical background and proficiency with cover, concealment, shooting and moving, and basic eagle scout knowledge of the land I'd fair far better off in the walking dead scenario.
if I found my self in Jurassic park with no way out I'd try to alpha the T rex by either standing my ground when It charges, or forcibly initiating a rectal coupling with the beast.
If neither worked I'd find a cave and raise a baby T rex from birth to be my protector kinda like Turok from the old dark horse comics thoughts?
looking for honesty gentleman
We all know that in a zombie apocalypse the real evil is MAN. I'd survive it the same way I survived prison - find the biggest, meanest looking mofo I could and offer to suck his dick for protection
I'm just askin @Jack Handy jr cause we all know @Zer will have beat the rest of us to this.you, and im guessing here,fuck a dinosaur?
Damn. Another thing the movies were wrong about.