Jones would still beat anyone in a fight

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  1. FacePunch

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    How do we know that?

    He thought he had to cheat against DC.

    Imagine if DC was roided too...he probably would have blocked that kick and KO'ed Jon.

    Shit. Let Gus or Volkan or Rumble roid up. Let Rampage and Shogun roid up and restore their youth.

    Jones is the only LHW failing tests. If the other guys came in as juiced up as him he certainly wouldn't look so special. He is a product of dope
     
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    uh, you trolling bro?
     
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    He's the best at fighting while being on amazing performance enhancers. So what?
     
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    Depends. Can his opponent cheat too?
     
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    His legs need steroids, otherwise...he's a walking skeleton.
     
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    Too bad he cheated then...
     
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    The girl in your av is a skeleton.

    And oddly enough...gives me a reasonable chub.
     
  9. The Big Bang

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    She is very fit.

    Deal with it.

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    I'm hung like a gas pump.

    I'd split her like firewood ;)
     
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  11. The Big Bang

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    edit 2.jpg

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    the fact that he felt he had to cheat again says otherwise.
     
  13. Paladin

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    Did you know Jones can cry on command. Those are crocodile tears.
     
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    If he believed he could beat D.C. He would not have wanted anything to do with tbol.

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    Of course he could he's on steroids.
     
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    I would be a 50-0 multi-division champ if I was allowed to come into the octagon with a sword.

    Who cares?
     
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    I can beat anyone in a bike race
     
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    Do you want to know what's kind of pathetic?

    Not even Jon Jones agrees with you. His actions speak to that of the exact opposite.

    This is probably P4P the worst fall from grace I have ever seen. People talk about Fedor, Anderson, etc. How hard it was to watch their decline. Could you imagine if they went out like this? Jones fans are all on suicide watch.
     
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    Yo boy needs dick pills to fuck and steroids to fight.

    He's lacking in more than one department. Too bad they dont make pills to make you smarter
     

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