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Discussion in 'UFC Discussion' started by cakemuncher, Feb 18, 2018.
Prayers and vitamins
What a pussy
What a cheater.
Moving on, jon. Let's talk about your relationship with crack cocaine.
Jon "I have no steroids in my body at this moment." Jones
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
Already been posted.
He’s a special kind of liar.
Innocent GOAT, deal with it.
Jones only makes such posts when he is not in the process of being found guilty of something. I expect an official announcement of him only getting 12 months of suspension soon.
Nothing would be more gratifying than Jones getting a 4 year suspension.
Is this idiotic wall of text supposed to be funny? I'm confused.
Did I miss something here?
But what if the person he's talking to... is a pussy?!
Even if it's true, the best part is that it means he has a flaccid dick and an out of control coke problem. Still doesn't change the fact that he's a piece of shit human being.
Hell of a fighter though.
He has become my favorite fighter. He sucked when he was trying to be a good guy. Love the trolling and all the crazy shit he does.(except dui’s) the running back for money is classic though.