Jon Jones training Floyd Mayweather for UFC showdown against Conor McGregor

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  1. FlyingDeathKick

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    Mayweather already has decent elbows, he uses them all the time in his boxing matches lol.
     
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    Fixed for you.
     
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    Actually, you don't. Your grammar is terrible, your sentence structure laughable, and your understanding of how satire is presented in language is even worse.

    To paraphrase Stewart Lee, the best thing that i can say about you, is that you're not someone who troubles himself with the concept of duality of meaning.
     
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    Lol at having a boss!
    Fucking loser.
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  5. Bill Laimbeer

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    Sounds more like Conor’s training to me.
     
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    Why are you being so aggressive? My mom works at the DMV and she said people are aggressive towards her all the time. She just read your posts and called you a rude jerk. Shame on you.

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    @#1StockTrader made me read this entire thread for his responses alone. I applaud you sir.
     
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    His shooper is a very good one.
     
  9. Bob Gray

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    Phil Simms trained with Coleman and Randleman every day. Yet he got taken down more than the town slut.

    Point is, fighters being trainers doesnt translate their personal talent and affinity to someone else.
     
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    When you said fucked did you mean fucked like in gay sex? Or beat up?
     
  11. King of Fists

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    Lol.

    I think you meant "more than twice"
     
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    I did not say that. He lied
     
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    Phil Simms aint no Floyd. Floyd is a fighting Demi-God. You teach Floyd something and he learns it quickly. His fighting IQ is beyond any mere UFC fighter. And thats me being conservative.
     
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    Okay you got me there :D. I had a brain fart and meant to say I am twice the man he is and he aint half the man his mom is :D
     
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  15. PUO3

    PUO3 You are a can. Staff Member Senior Moderator

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    Well Im certainly impressed.
     
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    I think you meant to say twice the man....

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    That shit posting though.
     
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    It's not like it's ever gonna happen. But if it does, he get taken down on the first attempt.
     
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    Floyd wishing he was not a manlet but he is.
     
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    Its crazy Jones is that skinny for a lhw you can put Floyds little big head on him and it Works
     

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