Jon Jones *OFFICIAL* Excuse Thread

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  1. La Elefante Double Yellow Card

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    Jones has yet to release an official statement, so this gives us an opportunity to predict what kind of BS excuse he's going to come up with because obviously Jones will never admit guilt.

    The more specific the prediction, the more nostradamous points you will be rewarded.
     
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    "Someone tainted my PEDs with steroids"
     
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    Actually, his team have already indicated it might be a tainted substance of some kind.

    So, you win Wilky.
     
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    He was set up.

    This isn't even an excuse, it's a fact.

    The evidence will come out soon, watch.
     
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    According to the bible it's not actually cheating, it's just a matter of interpretation. Kinda like how war is also ok.

    If all else fails, blame the russkies.
     
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    He dindu nuffin he a good boy just some tainted supplements is all
     
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    The Bible spends a lot of time on performance enhancing drugs.
     
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    His water was spiked
     
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  12. Stixx Purple Belt

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    I think there's something fishy about this situation. He can't be that stupid, and I genuinely think that he just seemed so relaxed and confident before the fight. Like he had finally found his path and was so sure everything was gonna be alright. I have no idea if that's true, but I won't jump to any conclusions before the case is closed. There's so much we don't know shit about behind the curtains.
     
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    i'm sticking with the tainted hooker excuse.
     
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    Some girl in the club had given him some powder, he thought it was simply coke.

    <Fedor23>
     
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    he couldnt get it hard so he took steroid

    P.S jacked white boy
     
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    He won the popular vote.
     
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    Used wrong toothpaste
     
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    Vagina pills
     
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    Cocaine plus Dui plus hit n run.

    Yeah clearly he's a thinker.

    Behind the scenes he is an extremely valuable asset that is at risk of being written off. There will be excuses, lots of them.
     
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    Should've asked Conor for some of that premium home delivery paste.
     
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