Johnny Walker Dances to the Ring Before Laying a Beating on Cheick Kone

After 2 seconds of seeing him I already want him to be brutally KO'd.

If he was just honest about his name I'd like him a whole lot more.

You ain't fooling anyone calling yourself Johnny Walker lol.
 
These Brazilians with Anglo-Saxon names are something else...
John Lineker, Johnny Walker, who's next? Anderson Beckham?

Very common in Brazil, usually from poor background families. Jonathan turns into "Jonatas", Michael into "Maicon", etc, it's tragicomic really. The more double consonants, w's and y's (non-existent in Portuguese language), the "fancier". It gets hilarious when they start just pasting names together like "Arthualisson" and "Wandergleisson", to name just a few.
 
After 2 seconds of seeing him I already want him to be brutally KO'd.

If he was just honest about his name I'd like him a whole lot more.

You ain't fooling anyone calling yourself Johnny Walker lol.
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Haha, I'm half kidding.

He looks entertaining, but there is something awfully cocky about him that makes me want to see him slept.

Secondly, it does annoy me when people lie about their name. Be proud of your heritage!
 
Lol, somebody obviously had their gf stolen by a Brazilian.

Meanwhile, in the real world: Shogun, Machida, Maia, Jacare, JDS ... Brazilians are the classiest, least cunty dudes in the game son.


Somebody upset lol
 
THATS WHAT CHECK GETS FOR ALL THE KNEE-TO-GROIN SHOTS.
 
These Brazilians with Anglo-Saxon names are something else...
John Lineker, Johnny Walker, who's next? Anderson Beckham?

His real name is Walker Johnny. Still sounds weird for a brazilian but not as bad as JW. He just does that because it sounds funny with the whiskey
 
Next Brazilian prospect: Abraham Lincoln.
 
I predict he fights Jones by the end of next year for the belt. Jones beats Gus, this guy beats Anthony Smith in a title eliminator in a few months, and they give him a title shot off 2 wins (like they did for Till) because hes marketable.
 
After 2 seconds of seeing him I already want him to be brutally KO'd.

If he was just honest about his name I'd like him a whole lot more.

You ain't fooling anyone calling yourself Johnny Walker lol.
Here you go, watch him get KO'd 3 times in 1 fight lol

 
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