Joe Rogan: "[I am 57% more Neanderthal] than the average person."

[EVIL WAR GOD]

So he has .000000012% Neanderthal DNA. Wow, that's a lot.

 

[Leon]

Joe made his head grow with steroids but his brain didn't.

 

[Goodfella86]

That's such a cheap joke. I expect better from you.

That's what she said.

 

[Entram]

I was 65% more and my wife was 67% more, don't think it means much.

 

[SSgt Dickweed]

I was 65% more and my wife was 67% more, don't think it means much.

Tell your wife her aim is way off.

 

[Si2k63]

A new legend "Neanderthal Joe Rogan" is born.

Where's the shoop thread?!

 

[MEAN357]

 

[machidafan99]

he also likes roast duck with the mango salsa

 

[JackSchtotll]

yeah, we all noticed.

 

[Sleepdancer]

Retarded stoner thinks he is gods gift.

By admitting he’s 57% more neanderthale than the average person? How does that work?

 

[Flokk]

 

[ralek4grammy]

Neanderthals were short and dumb so it checks out

Not a fan of Joe at all, but in trurth, they weren't as dumb as we thought - on the contrary:

https://www.smithsonianmag.com/science-nature/rethinking-neanderthals-83341003/

 

[Phi-]

Neanderthals are inferior to the standard homo sapiens which is why they are extinct. Same goes for their genes.

 

[Hercegovac]

There goes Joe again.

Flipped on the moon landing hoax thing. Makes eddie out to be a conspiracy theorist every time he drops truth bombs. All-in all, I take what he says like I would his stand-up comedy, with a grain of salt. BTW his stand-up comedy makes me want to vomit, that bit with the horse f'ing a man, bro...my ears WTF lol.

 

[Lots]

Why is everything acting like Jake is bragging about this? Aren’t Neanderthals genetically inferior or something?

Also, you can totally see it.

 

[Brit_Brawler]

I did the same test - I have more Neanderthal DNA than 94% of the population. My wife says it explains a lot.

I heard Neanderthals had the tiny cocks buddy

 

[WallyBear]

Perfect time to promote one of the greatest Sherdog's thread ever.

Damn no wonder hendo is so damn tough, his bloodline goes way back!

 

[PopeUrbanII]

I think he means he is on 57% more steroids than the average person. Perhaps even 57% more steroids than the average steroid user.

You have not done steroids.

 

[Mike K.O]

Leave humanity behind!

 

[milenss]

He can be 100% Neanderthal who just lives in modern times.