Jimmy Garoppolo new Girlfriend is 41 year old Porn chick

TidWell said:
You ever heard of that new porn guy black dude from Ny Julio Gomez he is packing 14 inches and a dick thicker than an ankle the chick even measured it using her forearm
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I hate pron dudes with freakishly huge dicks. Not because I'm jealous, it's just mechanically it doesn't work. Like Shane Diesel for example had a dick that looked like it was unearthed in the Chernobyl reactor and while you had to give the guy his props, he couldn't get it fully hard and had to squish it into girls who still couldn't really take it. Dude couldn't make any sudden movements or they'd have to get the paramedics in. The whole thing looked like a circus act. Plus the guy's money shots were rubbish, with little volume and zero muzzle velocity

Pronstars who are like 6-7 inches are ideal because they can pound the shit out of girls without worrying about spleens or kidneys and whatnot
 
Zer said:
<mma4>

I hate pron dudes with freakishly huge dicks. Not because I'm jealous, it's just mechanically it doesn't work. Like Shane Diesel for example had a dick that looked like it was unearthed in the Chernobyl reactor and while you had to give the guy his props, he couldn't get it fully hard and had to squish it into girls who still couldn't really take it. Dude couldn't make any sudden movements or they'd have to get the paramedics in. The whole thing looked like a circus act. Plus the guy's money shots were rubbish, with little volume and zero muzzle velocity

Pronstars who are like 6-7 inches are ideal because they can pound the shit out of girls without worrying about spleens or kidneys and whatnot
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it's amazing how important that money shot is for me too
 
of course a sherdog thread ends up in a discussion about how big other guys dicks are and sharing what their own size is. lol. you guys don't even try to hide the gay anymore :hmph
 
Kardashians said:
of course a sherdog thread ends up in a discussion about how big other guys dicks are and sharing what their own size is. lol. you guys don't even try to hide the gay anymore :hmph
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We're just discussing raw stats here.

If we start posting pics then yeah you could probably say the thread's taken a turn
 
Jesus X said:
I like Harley Dean,keisha grey,valentina nappi and dani Daniels
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Harley and Kira have a scene or two together

Still waiting on Teanna Trump to do anal. That will propel her close to the top of my list.
 
Zer said:
<mma4>

I hate pron dudes with freakishly huge dicks. Not because I'm jealous, it's just mechanically it doesn't work. Like Shane Diesel for example had a dick that looked like it was unearthed in the Chernobyl reactor and while you had to give the guy his props, he couldn't get it fully hard and had to squish it into girls who still couldn't really take it. Dude couldn't make any sudden movements or they'd have to get the paramedics in. The whole thing looked like a circus act. Plus the guy's money shots were rubbish, with little volume and zero muzzle velocity

Pronstars who are like 6-7 inches are ideal because they can pound the shit out of girls without worrying about spleens or kidneys and whatnot
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Whats weird is the guys who are concerned with the dick size of the male, I remember seeing on porn hub some comments from guys saying that guys dick is too small, im thinking wtf are these guys gay or what? why are they making fun of the dudes dick for me I can give a shit bout that guys dick size it aint going to spoil it for me, Im more focused on the chicks ass or face giving a pov BJ.

I prefer solo stuff now though, I dont watch hardcore stuff much but if I do its mostly POV BJs with the girls sucking while staring at the camera

Also a pet peeve is when you watching those pornos and they are focused on the chick giving dome but then zoom in on the guys face moaning thats the worst especially when you about to bust a nut hahaha wtf

nobody wants to see a guys face moaning.
 
BoobyMcBoobFace said:
All this cock talk is giving me a semi
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Lofl, does anyone in this thread have any idea how a vagina works? Has anyone in this thread actually been inside a vagina before? Jesus Christ.
 
MaxMMA said:
Lofl, does anyone in this thread have any idea how a vagina works? Has anyone in this thread actually been inside a vagina before? Jesus Christ.
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I did once. It was like riding a motobike into an aeroplane hanger
 
Zer said:
<mma4>

I hate pron dudes with freakishly huge dicks. Not because I'm jealous, it's just mechanically it doesn't work. Like Shane Diesel for example had a dick that looked like it was unearthed in the Chernobyl reactor and while you had to give the guy his props, he couldn't get it fully hard and had to squish it into girls who still couldn't really take it. Dude couldn't make any sudden movements or they'd have to get the paramedics in. The whole thing looked like a circus act. Plus the guy's money shots were rubbish, with little volume and zero muzzle velocity

Pronstars who are like 6-7 inches are ideal because they can pound the shit out of girls without worrying about spleens or kidneys and whatnot
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Mandingo... That is all.
 
Kardashians said:
of course a sherdog thread ends up in a discussion about how big other guys dicks are and sharing what their own size is. lol. you guys don't even try to hide the gay anymore :hmph
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Says the tranny. Go back to your hole lmao.
 
ssBaldy said:
I fucked a pornstar when I was 19 or 20. The cooter was fine and tight, but I have an Iskander nuclear missile for a dick, so who knows what it would be for an average dude.
The sex varied from best I ever had to worst ever, depending on her mood. The bitch was completely crazy and I thing legit bipolar. But when she was into it that was magic.
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this made laugh so hard! lmao!
 
Johnny Alpha said:
Yes and also ignorance of male anatomy and race because porn fetish fantasies push the BBC myth down their throats (see what I did there)


^ Damn Lisa Ann needs to put some weight back on. Older skinny women are the worst makes them look.. old.
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ehh she looks alright
 
Come on Jimmy, you're better than this.
 
Ive seen this chick get railed by 10 inch BBC.....damn....She aint no princess ill tell you that much
 
Lol at a bunch of chumps worrying about who another dude is banging.

"Ewww gross"
"No Jimbo No"
"What will the children think"

Wait until everyone finds out he fucks one of tight ends
 
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