Discussion in 'Mayberry Lounge' started by Moretti, Jun 13, 2018 at 4:31 PM.
I wasn’t aware I was speaking to the spokesman of prison guards and gay sex.
Who were you before you got banned?
Rumors say he is just like Travolta but he makes great films so I don’t care if he’s banging farm animals, just keep bringing the hits.
It's a bet I'd win 100% of the time, if asking those prison guards about gay sex and different races observed over a long period of time.
Have worked in correctional facilities for a long while now.... and no, just no.
Everyone's bisexual in prison right? It's not a race thing, it's a survival thing
Only in the movies, or whatever bigoted trailer park hell Sherdog_LOL hails from.
All blacks are within a month. Some whites are, some never are. You don't have to suck dick to survive in prison unless you're very small or a massive bitch and in a lot of facilities, coercive sexual violence is very, very uncommon.
That guy who says 'no' is either blind or completely full of shit for ideological reasons, ala 'official' Swedish crime statistics.
Weird. I've never had a girl be upset with me for slapping her in the face with my penis.
So now you’re saying I’m not credible? Just a few minutes ago it was ALL corrections officers. Thanks for your pseudo expertise.
It is kind of like "hover hand" but like "hover face"
Well, people rarely are upset when exposed to chloroform
but if you want to get lips to lips with her, you have to remove the duct tape. Let me tell you something, that is such a pain in the ass
Meh, a penis slap should only get him a slap on the wrists because I thoroughly enjoy his movies and comedy.
But if it would have been Bruce Willis based on his latest accomplishments, the judge should slap him silly!
Also, I think the proper term is "chubby slap". That is what I threatened those fucking Girl Scouts with when they ran out of Doh-see-dohs. Cookie hoarding harlots!
LOL, he fucked her.
She got concussed so bad that she is barely remembering the horrific ordeal
She was a girl I messed around with for awhile and we never got along outside the bedroom. She said something stupid and I retaliated. Don't even remember what she said. Probably something like "that's it?"
Statute of limitations for a lone dick slap should be an hour. After that hour you should be able to use the story for comedic purposes
Cruise implied that?
And Jamie has been with Tom's old girlfriend for a while now.
Not sure where this gay rumor came from, but it's not like Jamie is flamboyant or never around girls.
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