Jamie Foxx accused of slapping woman in the face.....with his penis

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How should you slap a woman?

  1. With your hand

  2. With your penis

  3. You shouldn't slap a woman

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  1. Moretti

    Moretti Silver Belt

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    I wasn’t aware I was speaking to the spokesman of prison guards and gay sex.
     
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  2. loyalyolayal

    loyalyolayal Gold Belt

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    Lmao!!

    Who were you before you got banned?

    @Roca?
     
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  3. Moretti

    Moretti Silver Belt

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    Rumors say he is just like Travolta but he makes great films so I don’t care if he’s banging farm animals, just keep bringing the hits.
     
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  4. Sherdog_LOL

    Sherdog_LOL White Belt

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    It's a bet I'd win 100% of the time, if asking those prison guards about gay sex and different races observed over a long period of time.
     
  5. Omegaboy13

    Omegaboy13 Sweepin' Your Leg

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    Have worked in correctional facilities for a long while now.... and no, just no.
     
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  6. Zer

    Zer Gold Belt

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    Everyone's bisexual in prison right? It's not a race thing, it's a survival thing
     
  7. Omegaboy13

    Omegaboy13 Sweepin' Your Leg

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    Only in the movies, or whatever bigoted trailer park hell Sherdog_LOL hails from.
     
  8. Sherdog_LOL

    Sherdog_LOL White Belt

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    All blacks are within a month. Some whites are, some never are. You don't have to suck dick to survive in prison unless you're very small or a massive bitch and in a lot of facilities, coercive sexual violence is very, very uncommon.

    That guy who says 'no' is either blind or completely full of shit for ideological reasons, ala 'official' Swedish crime statistics.
     
  9. CoolB

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    Weird. I've never had a girl be upset with me for slapping her in the face with my penis.
     
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  10. Omegaboy13

    Omegaboy13 Sweepin' Your Leg

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    So now you’re saying I’m not credible? Just a few minutes ago it was ALL corrections officers. Thanks for your pseudo expertise.
     
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  11. Judge

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    It is kind of like "hover hand" but like "hover face"

    Well, people rarely are upset when exposed to chloroform
    but if you want to get lips to lips with her, you have to remove the duct tape. Let me tell you something, that is such a pain in the ass
     
  12. Son of Jamin

    Son of Jamin Make MMA Great Again

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    Meh, a penis slap should only get him a slap on the wrists because I thoroughly enjoy his movies and comedy.

    But if it would have been Bruce Willis based on his latest accomplishments, the judge should slap him silly!
     
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  13. Judge

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    Also, I think the proper term is "chubby slap". That is what I threatened those fucking Girl Scouts with when they ran out of Doh-see-dohs. Cookie hoarding harlots!
     
  14. Madmick

    Madmick The Real Hexakaideca Cherokee Staff Member Senior Moderator

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    LOL, he fucked her.

    Didn't call.
     
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    Madmick The Real Hexakaideca Cherokee Staff Member Senior Moderator

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  16. Osculater

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    She got concussed so bad that she is barely remembering the horrific ordeal
     
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    Execute Gold Belt Platinum Member

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    She was a girl I messed around with for awhile and we never got along outside the bedroom. She said something stupid and I retaliated. Don't even remember what she said. Probably something like "that's it?"
     
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    Statute of limitations for a lone dick slap should be an hour. After that hour you should be able to use the story for comedic purposes
     
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  20. SmilinDesperado

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    Cruise implied that?
    Where?
    And Jamie has been with Tom's old girlfriend for a while now.
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    Not sure where this gay rumor came from, but it's not like Jamie is flamboyant or never around girls.
     

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