Jamie Foxx accused of slapping woman in the face.....with his penis

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How should you slap a woman?

  1. With your hand

  2. With your penis

  3. You shouldn't slap a woman

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  1. TidWell

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    Anyone who thinks this is a big deal literally has never had sex.
     
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    Once slapped a girl with the open side of my used condom after sex. I've never been slapped so hard in my life. No idea how this relates to Jamie Foxx.
     
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    Surprised it took this long for this to ketchup to him.
     
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    i think we may have a new manlet king, if true.
     
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    K this is absolutely fucking ridiculous. Everyone knows Jamie Foxx is gay.
     
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    Is she okay now? He should at least pay medical bills and therapy for the poor woman.
     
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    Come on now. Who hasn’t done this?
     
  9. Moretti

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    Asians?
     
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    *spits water all over computer screen laughing .gif*
     
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    So is this classed as assault with a friendly weapon?
     
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    Imagine if you knocked a bitch out cold with your dick? Straight cold-cocked her... LITERALLY!
     
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    He changed his stage name to Jamie Foxx because having a unisex name gave him a leg up in terms of being called for open mic slots when he first started out. There aren't as many female comics, so they're more likely to get selected. Hell I've been to open mics which are exclusively reserved for female comics. Feminists act like female comics don't get a fair shot, but if anything it makes it a little easier to get put on. I think men just have more of an interest in doing it, plus they tend to be better. I wouldn't take that as gospel that Eric/Jamie likes the cock. I never got that impression from him, and he's been with a lot of women.
     
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    All blacks are at least bisexual.
    Talk to any long time prison guard about the sexual behaviors he has observed among the different races.
     
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    Yeah, because prison sex relates to the average person. Nice crass generalization you've got there.

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    I’m not saying that that’s what Howard Stern said, some celebs have implied Jamie is gay like Tom Cruise ect
     
  18. Moretti

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    All dudes would be gay if there weren’t any women around you for the rest of your life
     
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    And yet we could wager any sum of money that literally any prison guard in the USA would note that different races exhibit radically different trends when it comes to homosexual behavior in prison and your 'we're all the same' position would lose 100% of the time, per empirical observation of the most qualified and informed parties.

    You can be naive and pretend otherwise, but this is the truth.
     
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    I don't think Tom Cruise is queer either, but WTF do I know? :)
     

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