Discussion in 'Mayberry Lounge' started by Moretti, Jun 13, 2018 at 4:31 PM.
that is impressive.
i dont believe it. his dink slapping her is like swinging a bat across her face. it would have cracked her skull and she would have had brain damage
Colonel Mustard with a knife in the kitchen.
Yo if I hit a bitch in the face with my dick and it caused her to have a panic attack, I'd be feeling like da man.
I think you just invested a new sherdog phrase.
I expected the whole thread to be about everyone imagining Jamie Foxx having a gigantic dick.
Never disappoint, Sherdog.
she was a midget.
this thread is about mustarding up courage and not being yellow.
He could have knocked a filling out.
I couldn't cock slap a girl if my balls were sitting on her nose, and this MF is swinging a Louisville slugger apparently. Life aint fair.
Lets see you gather the mustard when someone cockslaps you TS.
I said mustard because of the wiener
Rumors are Foxx is gay as fuck.. He's on the DL big time.
She must've already been on her knees. Interested to hear her explanation of how it went down.
No black man has ever held the title of biggest dick in the world. White guys. Maybe a Mexican in there. Also no black men win worlds strongest man either. Do your part, don't propagate stereotypes
Well ladies and gentlemen, Sherdog now officially has a cock expert.
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