Jamie Foxx accused of slapping woman in the face.....with his penis

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How should you slap a woman?

  1. With your hand

  2. With your penis

  3. You shouldn't slap a woman

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  1. Jesus X

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    that is impressive.
     
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  2. BassAckwards

    BassAckwards Brown Belt

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    i dont believe it. his dink slapping her is like swinging a bat across her face. it would have cracked her skull and she would have had brain damage
     
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  3. Jesus X

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    ralphc1 Steel Belt Platinum Member

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    Colonel Mustard with a knife in the kitchen.
     
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    HTTR21 Burgundy & Gold Belt Platinum Member

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    Yo if I hit a bitch in the face with my dick and it caused her to have a panic attack, I'd be feeling like da man.
     
  6. Jesus X

    Jesus X Gold Belt

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    I think you just invested a new sherdog phrase.

    *muster
     
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  7. Jesus X

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    =)
     
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  8. The Diplomat

    The Diplomat Peace Among Worlds

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    I expected the whole thread to be about everyone imagining Jamie Foxx having a gigantic dick.

    Never disappoint, Sherdog.
     
  9. Jesus X

    Jesus X Gold Belt

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    she was a midget.
     
  10. Jesus X

    Jesus X Gold Belt

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    this thread is about mustarding up courage and not being yellow.
     
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  11. Minotauro Rex

    Minotauro Rex Big Dawg Task Force Platinum Member

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    He could have knocked a filling out.
     
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  12. yamahacrasher

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    I couldn't cock slap a girl if my balls were sitting on her nose, and this MF is swinging a Louisville slugger apparently. Life aint fair.
     
  13. LEGS MAHONEY

    LEGS MAHONEY genetically modified man shark

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    Lets see you gather the mustard when someone cockslaps you TS.
     
  14. Moretti

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    I said mustard because of the wiener
     
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  16. TribalDrumz

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    Rumors are Foxx is gay as fuck.. He's on the DL big time.
     
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  17. blaseblah

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    She must've already been on her knees. Interested to hear her explanation of how it went down.
     
  18. Happy Man

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    No black man has ever held the title of biggest dick in the world. White guys. Maybe a Mexican in there. Also no black men win worlds strongest man either. Do your part, don't propagate stereotypes
     
  19. Moretti

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    <Huh2>
     
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  20. jefferz

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    Well ladies and gentlemen, Sherdog now officially has a cock expert.
     

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