I've been single/sexless for 6 months. Something unthinkable happened! (you need to read this)

[Dusty Rhodes]

The fuck is this guy talking about

 

[OverCoronavirus Pressure]

Ban for reposting.

I'm guessing the original thread was also copy pasta

 

[Cool Hand Luke]

He had someone else's idea and recycled it

I know, I posted in the original one.

 

[OverCoronavirus Pressure]

I know, I posted in the original one.

Same here but now I guess the original one wasn't either

 

[Brampton_Boy]

So the moral of the story is to always squat.

Tom Platz agrees with this message:

 

[Literally Bricked]

The fuck is this guy talking about

From skimming I think it had to do with calf raises and squats.

 

[AmericanGangstar]

From skimming I think it had to do with calf raises and squats.

So the moral of the story is to always squat.

Tom Platz agrees with this message:

You know what turns chick on like crazy??

Jealousy.

Do you think any chick would be jealous of an ass that looks like that??


PS - fuck calf raises - they don't hit the AZZ!!

 

[Phlog]

I'm glad I found this thread of truth. It's all in that gluteus maximus. For real.

 

[spin]

So the moral of the story is to always squat.

Tom Platz agrees with this message:

the hideousness of those legs will haunt my dreams forever