THIS JUST IN:
The unparalleled, elite American Navy has struck a dagger into black heart of the Islamic State scum. In a covert mission, now being called "Operation Snackbar", US forces lured over 50 of the top ISIL leaders in Northern Iraq to a remote location under the false pretense that they would be met by dozens of fertile, young goats to be used for sexual pleasure.
Unbeknownst to the malevolent bunch, not only were there no goats for them to stick their sand crusted wieners into, but the supreme US Navy dropped a 2,000 pound JDAM on the location, killing them all instantly.
As word of this flawless attack spread, morale among the simple minded jihadis has begun to decline considerably, from which it may never recover. There is talk of surrender and possibly even renouncing their faith among the highest levels of ISIL as they now feel powerless. Yes, the unstoppable US military has discovered the one true weakness of ISIL.....their love of fucking goats.