Bisping's resume as a champion includes:
- Winning the championship by some voodoo black magic fuckery. At best, he won with a random flash KO.
- Lobbies hard for a fight against an over the hill Dan Henderson, because fuck the middleweight division.
- Hendo beats the ever-living fuck out of Bisping, but per the unified MMA rules, Bisbing wins.
- Bisping actively ducks the OG's of the MW division : Gay Jesus, Christopher Weiner, Luke Rockhard, Jacaré "Ronaldo" Souza, etc. until further notice.
- He wants no part of these fighters.
- It's not like the ducking is implied. It's fucking blatant.
- Actively lobbies for a fight against a retired champion of a lower weightclass.
- Fight makes a lot of sense financially, so the WME-IMG naturally books the fight because fuck the sport of MMA.
- Bisping agrees : Fuck the sport of MMA.
- Said retired fighter of the lower weightclass needs the entire fucking year to get ready for the fight.
- No pressure for Bisping though. With a straight face, he ducks the OG's of the division once again and
will wait the entire fucking year for the former champion of the lower weightclass rather than fight the rightful #1 contender in July.
- Why ?
- Because fuck the sport of MMA.