In this thread: Say some POSITIVE things about Dana White

[Uber_Noober]

He's got great hair

 

[JohnMandick]

He's HIV positive.

 

[Juventud]

2nd best promoter behind Vince McMahon.

1. Vince McMahon
2. Dana White
3. Don King

Given me great entertainment for 15 years & took MMA to as mainstream as possible at the time letting Conor fight one of the best boxers ever.

He's never annoyed me. Probably because I'm not a crybaby bitch and have actually been to events.

 

[Super Shotgun]

I will miss the Red Goof when he's gone, not gonna lie.

He's entertaining, in a psychopathic kinda way.

Same, he may be a Goof but he's OUR Goof. My favorite part is when he goes off on fans on twitter, it's absolutely hilarious to have a company president calling people dummies and goofs all over social media.

 

[dudefacemcghee]

He has never recorded himself masturbating

 

[0-1]

How about no, fook him.

 

[djason1988]

His head is very shiny.

 

[reddhelium]

He has never recorded himself masturbating

how would you know?

 

[SpongeJoshSquareCheck]

He's from New England and can change from white to red sometimes

 

[MessiJAH]

He is rich enough and powerful enough in various ways that regardless of his debauchery he has yet to run afoul of the #MeToo movement and jump start it as the ever looming future opponent that himself and the old casino mobster owners from the former Zuffa have to defeat.

 

[Dana's Moonface]

Moonface is a Don

Big fan of the Pink Goof!

 

[BitFlip]

I think he is fun to listen to. Enjoyed the scrums he always did. I thought it was very refreshing with someone who is a millionaire to show up in jeans and T-shirt and swear more than most whenever he was talking to the media.

 

[Andre Xiong]

He can do 12 chin ups.

Wasn’t it more? I was very very shocked that an old, chubby “exec” who seems up to his neck with work and looks like he loves to sneak in popcorn and a movie on Sunday nights on a sofa can whip out 10+ pull-ups

 

[AdamantiumPimmel]

He has never tried to rape a baby panda

Probably not, but his bosses have!

 

[wartor]

He has a large anal cavity.

 

[jsbx45]

Took huge risks to develope MMA into a sport we can casually sit around and analyze, over-analyze, and enjoy on a nearly weekly basis.

 

[Lukn4trbl]

I'm positive he's a goof.

 

[blaseblah]

He is rich enough and powerful enough in various ways that regardless of his debauchery he has yet to run afoul of the #MeToo movement and jump start it as the ever looming future opponent that himself and the old casino mobster owners from the former Zuffa have to defeat.

He must have one helluva relationship with his wife given she hasn't divorced him. He married her before he made his fortune so she for sure would be able to walk away with half.

 

[spilotes]

Ok. I’m POSITIVE he is a goof. I’m POSITIVE he is a liar. I’m POSITIVE he is shady as hell. I’m POSITIVE he is in love with Conor.