In the next three days I'll be performing in Little Rock, Nashville, and Atlanta

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  1. Cool Hand Luke

    Cool Hand Luke The Real Cool Hand Luke

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    sounds good man, drinks are on me.
     
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  2. Brodels

    Brodels Low IQ Trump Supporter

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    When is Atlanta I may come see you if possible
     
  3. AgonyandIrony

    AgonyandIrony Gold Belt

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    Lol I might test it out tonight. Going to open would my World Star joke that segways into why the song Hella Hoes inspired me to carry a suicide note.
    Might want to put a limit on the drinks. I headlined a show that fucked me out of money but said my entire tab would be paid for. $120 in Jameson.
    Thursday at the Laughing Skull.
     
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    So you have the Dollar General joke wrapped up? Because I wrote my own joke about the Dollar General, and transitioned it into two more jokes.​
     
  5. AgonyandIrony

    AgonyandIrony Gold Belt

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    I transitioned it to a roast for now. On tour I like to roll with my heavy hitters
     
  6. flashNsmash

    flashNsmash when it rains...

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    my boy elias said last night that little rock was a shithole
     
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  7. Cool Hand Luke

    Cool Hand Luke The Real Cool Hand Luke

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    I'm no 18 year old living in my parents basement, I can handle 120 bucks in jameson.
     
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  8. Midnighter

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    Gonna travel to each spot to heckle you.
     
  9. Judge

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    Make sure to do your whole crying bit about republicans in Atlanta. Should go over well. Oh, and bring up your whole the south is so racist shit too.
     
  10. AgonyandIrony

    AgonyandIrony Gold Belt

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    Wrapped up Little Rock, a touring comic said it was on of my best see ever. Was.a bit nervous with such a packed crowd but hell yeah
    It's an interesting place. I can't get a good read of it, but I've performed in some shitholes before.
    I'll hold you to it.
    Lol that would be amazing.
    Oh quit being a fucking snowflake. A) I don't do political and B) I deal with more SJW bullshit than your youtube cringe video compilation history.
     
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    Brodels Low IQ Trump Supporter

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    Damn I can't make that. I moved far away from the city in February and have a really long drive to work the opposite way the next morning. I miss living there for this very reason. Being able to pop out on any given night and do something like this.

    Have fun man I hear that's a good club. I'm going to try and get Luis J. Gomez to bring his tour there.
     
  12. Brodels

    Brodels Low IQ Trump Supporter

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    The south is no more racist than the rest of the country.
     
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  13. Midnighter

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    Lol how would you explain me?

    "Sorry guys, we know each other from an mma forum"
     
  14. ObsoleteSoul

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    Damn, I would go to support you, but Atlanta is a bit too far of a drive for some comedy. Maybe next time, venture into the abyss known as Florida. Wouldn't blame you if you didnt though lol.

    Have a blast, and good luck out there.
     
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    CHL can buy you drinks, If I make it to one of your shows I was thinking you’d like one of those red MAGA hats with your name and your cities embroidered on the sides.
     
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    Oh badass dude. I'm really hoping to get in their comedy festival next year.

    Where you living now? I love the city life, probably contributes to my overall anxiety but I love having something new and exciting to do every night.

    Definitely. Southern racism is similar to NE racism. (Ironic) they're more open about it, it is weird though when you roll through that tiny rural towns. Family Dollar and Sonic the local hangouts kind of places.

    But people are people and I think everyone is truly interesting and I try to always pop by their local watering hol to meet people.

    It's actually a part of how I do my stand up comedy, I had a crowd of older white Arkansas women cracking up at a joke about how the song Hella Hoes inspired me to carry a suicide note.

    A good joke crosses cultural boundaries.
     
  17. AgonyandIrony

    AgonyandIrony Gold Belt

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    So I'm in Little Rock macking on a girl with a perfect body but has the hair that Frank had in the art episode of It's Always Sunny.

    I laughed so hard at this post she got mad over it.
    Do it!
     
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    Life is good!




     
  19. AgonyandIrony

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    God damn it's hot as balls in Nashville.
     
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    What is the name you tour under?
     

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