Important Reminder [!] : The true GOAT of MMA is better than Jon Jones, Sean Combs, and John Holmes

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    I don't see any way this man will be defeated in his next three matchups, whoever they may be. The uncrowned champion, for sure.
     
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    My sources in West Linn, Oregon confirmed that it was a cocaine testing kit that Jones forgot.
     
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    He fights better than Jon Jones, he sounds better than Sean Combs, and he sure as hell got trombone-sized stones like John Holmes.

    GOAT.
     
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    hahahaha, the stupid crap coming from sonnen's mouth. it's a shame that the UFC felt so treathened by chael taking over the sport that they used NSAC to ambush him back in 2013 and give him a 2 year suspension from the sport
     
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    Craziest part of all, had he survived Bones hellbows in that first round, he would have won, via Jones toe being folded into horror movie-like appearance. They would have stopped that fight.
     
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    I have seen the future during a DMT trip, and Chael P. Sonnen will effectively become the president of the UFC at some point. His flair for fight promotion is unparalleled.

    Feel free to bump this post in 15 years.
     
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    he's also the owner of the biggest arms, currently in possession of the most charm
    and does the most harm too apparently
     
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  9. sirmorbach These violent delights have violent ends

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    Absofuckinglutely.

    The man could wear the Golden Gate Bridge as his championship belt; he could walk in the sun and wouldn't even melt. He's the reason why Waldo is hiding, and he has the skills to make Superman himself run and hide like a little girl.

    And to this day, he remains undefeated and undisputed.
     
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