I'm craving a box of dirty old store bought, no name brand fried chicken

[CrimsonFan]

Like the kind you see in gas stations?? I always wondered who bought that.

The gas station down the street from me has really good fried chicken.

 

[Turtlejuice]

When my wife became pregnant she had cravings for mcdonalds chicken nuggets. Sounds like you might be pregnant @Clippy. You should look in to that.

 

[VulcanNervPinch]

Here you go, Clipster:

Thigh and back meat.
One dolla.

(I've eaten them before and lived. Surprisingly decent for the low, low price. Haven't had one in ages, though.)

 

[mushishi]

Just got a joule. Might sous vide chicken, then fry.