im 22and eat a lot of food; why arent i as jacked as GORDAN RYAN?

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  1. kpoz12 The No Life King

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    or have a hot strength coach with hard nipples?
     
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  2. Ryo Black Belt

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    You're just a hater bro, you hate him because he's on top, he's the King, hes probably banging your gf too.... Homeless people are lazy... What's their problem anyway?....
     
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  3. Edison Carasio Excellence of execution belt

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    can you bench teh 275???//
     
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  4. dmwalking Sapateiro Belt

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    That's not how it works.
     
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  5. Uchi Mata Gold Belt

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    You're llike 27.
     
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  6. j123 Pro Sherdogger 500-0-1

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    You have USADA blood cells which inhibit growth. Take some PEDs to remove it.
     
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    You need Russian trainer for good sport performance.
     
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  8. Aesopian Brown Belt

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    Have you tried doing this yet?

     
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  9. TheGZA Excellent! But not good.

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    You need dat dere Celltech.
     
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  10. MadSquabbles500 Gold Belt

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    Pic of strength coach?
     
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  11. Nnedd Centaur Booty Belt

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    I can give you the info for my strength coach. He will get you swole.

    And his nipple game is on point.
     
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  12. Nnedd Centaur Booty Belt

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    WTF
     
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  13. Dogstarman Old man jiu jitsu

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    Bruh. You need to get on that Overeem horsemeat diet.

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  14. vcmmafan Dark Knight Returns

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    I don't think he's more likely than 99% of the other competitors to be on PEDs
     
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  15. nefti Red Belt

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    The same reason why no ammount
    of facial moistureizer will make you as good looking as Gordon.
     
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  16. nefti Red Belt

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    I mean let's be honest, the genetic gods have been unfair to you compared to Gordon.
     
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  17. Calibur Jiu Jitsu Snob

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    Lol. What a ridiculous photo. :p
     
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  18. cakemuncher Brown Belt

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    You got no faith bruh. Pray to the god of spaghetti muscle fibres.
     
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  19. kpoz12 The No Life King

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  20. 007 License to Kill

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    You don't use that creatine Bones Jones had
     
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