If you were to name a disease after a fighter..

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  1. Philtard

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    What would it be and who and why?

    Thank you for your time.
     
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    Bones Cancer - Mental affliction that leads to rampant steroid and drug use, borderline personality disorder and narcissism, and hiding under octagons.
     
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    Big Brown





    ......I’ll leave it to you to piece together
     
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    Jon discharge Jones.
     
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    The McDuckington Syndrome.
     
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    Mad cow conor
     
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    ib313 Imagine a Dystopian UFC

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    Conorrhea?
     
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    Davey Crockett Mane, Firmino, Salah

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    Homeless Fybrosis - Looking like Clay Guida
     
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    Thesnake101 Think about it, it worth it.

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    Cainogenesis: is a disease that causes weak bones that break easily.
     
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    Dont forget a limp dick.
     
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    Giganipstism
     
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    The Tito - physical injury equivalent of hypochondria
     
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    Artem Lobotomy- Disease of the brain. Can be contracted in the halls of hotels. Causes mob mentality and obsession with dollies and bus windows. Side effects include lawsuits, fines, and jail time.
     
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    Restless Leg Syndrome. Named after Carlos Condit in the Nick Diaz fight.

    Mighty Mouseitis. Fear of challenging oneself.

    Chiesamomaphobia. An unnatural obsession with one's own mother that may or may not be sexual in nature.
     
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    "Colbycops"

    By Mayo Clinic Staff. Colbycops is excess tendency to snitch and call the police produced by neuro-receptors and adjacent cells in the brain. This is caused by confrontation which leads to a crashing of the nervous system known as "shook mans derangement syndrome". Effects may range from teary eyes, to screaming "go away!", to calling the police for help. Runny nose drainage may run out of your nose, down the back of your throat or both.
     
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    Ferguson's Disease - High sensitivity to light, requires prescription sunglasses even in doors.
     
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