with star wars being so popular i would probably do something along those lines. maybe get a stormtrooper helmet and cover it with gold glitter or something. i would call myself the "forcemaster."
I'd be a smark, disgusted by the state of the business. My first appearance I'd jump over the rails and beat some jobber, and cut a promo about how creative sucks, everything is pg, and there are no cool gimmicks. Every angle I was in would a worked shoot, and I'd attempt to school my opponent on what he needs to do to get over. My finisher would be called "Cheap Heat", or something similar. Just need a name.
How about CM Russo.CM Punk jr?
I'd be the killa dad, he's skinny but fat, got no time for anyone, always broke, moody as fuck in the morning and stays with him all day..
my finisher would be 'the taxi driver' , which would be a Canadian destroyer, which would get completely botched everytime..
Oh god yeah, great shout mate..would youw ear a wife beaterand jean shorts?