If You Had To Make $2000 In 3 Weeks, Could You Do It?

[Nik123]

Cryptocurrency.

 

[MaureenCretis]

Can’t help, sorry. I have no idea what it’s like to be an unskilled, unemployed, pauper.

 

[Johnson]

just fill out the 2017/2018 fafsa, enroll at least half time at a major college or university online, do the first 4 weeks of class, wait for your dispersment check in the mail. take the 2000 you needed for whatever gay shit caused you to make this thread and pay off ur debt, take the remianing 5 grand and buy wahtever u want. total time spent is much less than these other ideas.

So I only need to do 4 weeks of online classes to make $2000 in 3 weeks. That’s genius.

 

[cmw43]

I'd just call my Dad.

 

[MadSquabbles500]

Get job at fast food place. I think with minimum wage I can make $2K in four weeks.

 

[Michaelangelo]

Get job at fast food place. I think with minimum wage I can make $2K in four weeks.

not a chance

 

[MadSquabbles500]

not a chance

Volunteer for more shifts, just temporary.

 

[My name is]

If i need it bad enough I'd take it

 

[Michaelangelo]

Volunteer for more shifts, just temporary.

fast food places deliberately keep their employees under 40 hours a week so they don’t have to give them benefits

 

[MadSquabbles500]

fast food places deliberately keep their employees under 40 hours a week so they don’t have to give them benefits

Work at different places then, one shift after the other.

 

[mushishi]

I'd sell my beanie babies collection.

 

[Milgrim]

Become an escort.

His Mom doesn't pay that well, trust me.

 

[MMAPARADOX]

Get a job.

$700 per week is like $20 per hour before tax.

Where at?

 

[Osculater]

Bang your mum/sis

 

[Revolver]

Not sure how poor people think. Can’t answer this question.

 

[j123]

I'd sell some of my whiskey. That's the quickest/easiest.

I thought about this at one point.... but I ended up drinking it all one a Tuesday night

 

[mb23100]

 

[DrVanNostrand]

1.5 days work
Piece of cake

 

[weich]

Where at?

I don't mean to burst your bubble, but $20 an hour is roughly 40K a year. That isn't an easy salary to get when you are unskilled.

 

[pookiyama]

I'd abuse targets return policy and come up a couple Grand in gift cards and then sell them.