If you had to change your name

[Joe Wong]

So that would be my name!

Medulla Omoplata

 

[Medulla Omoplata]

So that would be my name!

Medulla Omoplata

 

[Joe Wong]

 

[Cool Hand Luke]

Nutter Butter.

 

[Medulla Omoplata]

You are all very immature

 

[LEGS MAHONEY]

Captain Crunch

 

[Turtlejuice]

 

[D Train]

I’d go with Cool Ranch Doritos, but everyone would call me Ranch. People who didn’t know me would assume it’s because I use to work on a ranch, but for deeply personal (and probably painful) reasons I don’t talk about that part of my life. They would think I’m mysterious and haunted by a tragic past. They would be wrong though because it’s just my name.

 

[Medulla Omoplata]

I’d go with Cool Ranch Doritos, but everyone would call me Ranch. People who didn’t know me would assume it’s because I use to work on a ranch, but for deeply personal (and probably painful) reasons I don’t talk about that part of my life. They would think I’m mysterious and haunted by a tragic past. They would be wrong though because it’s just my name.

Cool

 

[D Train]

Cool

Probably only my parents would call me that.

 

[emefer]

Probably only my parents would call me that.

Yeah but it's a joke. Like calling a bald man curly or a big man tiny.

 

[Scerpi]

Well... My family is Italian, but my parents decided to give me the name "Scott".... which I'm not a huge fan of and I'm still not sure why. In fact, every time there's a Scott in a movie, he ends up being some retarded dork which doesn't help the situation.

I mean, I visit my family back in Durango and most of them have these great traditional Italian names.

Joey, Tony, Vincent, Dominic, Robert....

And looky there... It's Scott (lol)

 

[FacePunch]

Name's Juice. Pimp Juice.

 

[Medulla Omoplata]

Well... My family is Italian, but my parents decided to give me the name "Scott".... which I'm not a huge fan of and I'm still not sure why. In fact, every time there's a Scott in a movie, he ends up being some retarded dork which doesn't help the situation.

I mean, I visit my family back in Durango and most of them have these great traditional Italian names.

Joey, Tony, Vincent, Dominic, Robert....

And looky there... It's Scott (lol)

None of this matters and no one cares.

 

[Scerpi]

None of this matters and no one cares.

Ok dipshit... It's your fucking thread

 

[Medulla Omoplata]

Ok dipshit... It's your fucking thread

but you didn't answer the question

 

[Medulla Omoplata]

and there is no need for name calling, Scott.

 

[Zer]

Jawbreaker. I'd sound alpha as fuck. So alpha that people wouldn't even notice I'm 5'8

 

[Scerpi]

and there is no need for name calling, Scott.

lol....

 

[Medulla Omoplata]

Jawbreaker. I'd sound alpha as fuck. So alpha that people wouldn't even notice I'm 5'8

At 5'8" I wouldn't worry about people noticing my height, I'd more worried about them even noticing my existence.