If you had Bezos Amazon Money what would you do with it? he is worth $150 billion and counting

TSO said:
I would start a show that offers people stupid amounts of money to violate their self imposed rules. Like offering bacon to Muslims or having a steak dinner with a vegan. Or offering consensual hetero sex with an adult to priest.
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then just make extreme porn or snuff
 
Buy a small farm somewhere in the midde of nowhere. Prolly northern Montana, near the mountains. Then just relax, and spend my days lounging around working on some project vehicles and playing video games.
 
Fedorgasm said:
I think I've posted this before because it's been my dream for a long time, but I'd find a guy that travels for a living.

Then every time he leaves on a business trip, I'd have a crew tear down his house and build it again, exactly the same, only this time everything will be like half an inch smaller. The doorways, the ceilings, the square footage, everything.

Then I'd repeat this process every time he leaves town until one day he just goes insane because he thinks he's growing or his house is shrinking.
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Fucking christ if this isnt one of the best things I've ever read

I'd spend a lot of money ruining the lives of people I deem a real asshole. I'd have a million dollar dream team of lawyers to make sure I never get in legal trouble.

If I for instance witness an asshole raging at a cashier just because they aren't getting their way like a child, I'll have my team find their identity and torture them, constantly, in small seemingly trivial ways until they move into the middle of some remote jungle or beg for forgiveness
 
Of course I would buy properties and cars, and help out family and friends. That much scratch I would start a charitable organization to help Fund Autism research. My job would be running that.
 
I would run a racing team and attempt to win the 24 hours of Lemans.
 
I’d build a giant MMA gym called “Tribal Tattoos and White Sunglasses,” which would include a dormatory and night club. It would attract every coked up meat head dude bro from around the world. Once they were inside, I would nuke the fucking place. 75% of the world’s problems solved.
 
I'd buy a giant island and build a gothic fortress, hire a private navy and lobby to have it declared it's own country. Then declare myself king.
 
IloveTHIS said:
Fucking christ if this isnt one of the best things I've ever read

I'd spend a lot of money ruining the lives of people I deem a real asshole. I'd have a million dollar dream team of lawyers to make sure I never get in legal trouble.

If I for instance witness an asshole raging at a cashier just because they aren't getting their way like a child, I'll have my team find their identity and torture them, constantly, in small seemingly trivial ways until they move into the middle of some remote jungle or beg for forgiveness
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I love this.
 
I would buy a used 1980's Honda and spend an hour haggling on the price. Once I have procured the car, I will go to a fast food joint, order a water, then fill up my cup with soda. I'll also grab two pocket fulls of napkins and condiments on the way out.
 
First, I’d pay every “female” Sherdogger $10,000 each to come clean and admit that they’re not really women at all, they’re really just variations of these guys:

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Second, I’ll buy Disney and make the plot of Episode IX be that the Last Jedi was all just a dream like season 9 of Dallas.
 
man at some point theres such a thing as too much money
 
Jimmy McGill said:
having had a hard on for her, for almost 2 decade, i'd attend every party and social gathering attended by Liz Hurley, pretty sure $200 billion makes even the sherdoggiest sherdogger attractive.

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I think she's already married to a billionaire.
 
I’d travel.
I’d leave enormous tips at restaurants.
I’d give more to the causes I believe in.
I’d pay off siblings mortgages.
I hope I’d still be the same guy, just more lavish with my generosity.
 
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Die of heart failure due to cocaine use while banging five LA dimes at the same time on a private yacht.
 
I'd start adding the guac to my bowl at Chipotle.
 
Buy Triple Crown winner Justify, BBQ it and eat it, because I can....maybe American Pharaoh too just to see who taste better.
 
probably start a garage band.

and pay people to like us
 
bad seed said:
bunch of small thinkers with no ambition in this thread thinking of ways to spend 150 billion. Bezos doesnt even give a fuck about material wealth (dude still drives a 96 Honda Accord) and is hoarding all his wealth to spend on space colonization.
https://slate.com/technology/2018/05/jeff-bezos-says-space-travel-more-important-than-amazon.html

Even though Bezos helms the world’s largest online retailer and owns the Washington Post, one of the most respected newspapers in the country, he told Döpfner that his long-lens perspective on humanity leads him to believe that investing to expand civilization beyond the bounds of this planet is his most worthwhile pursuit. He also stressed that Earth will not have enough energy to support human life in a few hundred years.

“The solar system can easily support a trillion humans. And if we had a trillion humans, we would have a thousand Einsteins and a thousand Mozarts and unlimited, for all practical purposes, resources and solar power unlimited for all practical purposes,” he said. “I believe that in that timeframe we will move all heavy industry off of Earth, and Earth will be zoned residential and light industry.”​
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so why is he competing with musk rather than collaborating?
 
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