If you had a near death experience & your life flashed before your eyes, what scenes would it have?

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I got to thinking about what would happen if I experienced a near death experience ... cause I tripped and almost fell off a curb .. but there was no traffic around .. but I wondered what my highlight reel would be ... bananas ... bricks ... woolly bears ummmm

What have I done with my life

What about you guys?
 
Probably Clippy slipping on a banana peel while crab walking carrying a stack of bricks causing him to fall off a curb crushing a woolly bear.
 
Never ending porn
 
Internet porn
Fapping
Researching random facts on the net
Shit load of gaming
Arguing with strangers about dumb shit on the comments section of articles
 
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Hopefully it won't be all my posts here.
 
my brain cells has a near death experience every time I read a @Clippy thread
 
I had a near death experience. My life didn't flash before my eyes. I just went oh, this is it, and time seemed to slow down for a bit. Then it was over and I realized I was still alive.
 
I got to thinking about what would happen if I experienced a near death experience ... cause I tripped and almost fell off a curb .. but there was no traffic around .. but I wondered what my highlight reel would be ... bananas ... bricks ... woolly bears ummmm

What have I done with my life

What about you guys?
I'd rather have some else's life flashing before my eyes.
 
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