If you could legally fist-fight any celebrity out in the streets - who would it be? (fight brahs gtf

[saugeye killah]

@TeTe because that punk is being passive-aggressive with me and I don't like it.

After that warm-up, I'd take on Caitlyn Jenner. I'd win via having more testosterone and I think beating him/her/it up would trigger the most people

LOL. Caitlyn is an Olympic champion athlete and would probably still wreck like 80% of dudes.

 

[potemkin723]

Soros

 

[Deleted member 460645]

I feel like Steve-O could probably kind of handle himself. Not like a great fighter or anything, but he wouldn't exactly be helpless against an average Joe.

Exactly. He's been through hell and back and I would want to test myself as far as sheer will.

 

[Sir Galahad]

if he hates guns and alphas so much, maybe he should go back to his dreary, socialist island

Don't know his name but want to punch him. @Burning Hammer @Contra-dictator @Devout Pessimist @silicavaginitis

 

[cooks1]

Don't even need a second to think about it. Nancy Fucking Grace.

Completely irrational hatred of her. I would eye poke her Jones Jones style, kick her in the vagina, choke slam her and continue punching her in the face well, well after the bell.

She is actually #2 on the list of people I plan to kill if I am diagnosed with a terminal disease and given 6 months to live. Right after those Westboro Baptist douches. But they are not really celebrities.

 

[lifelessheap]

He doesn't do that anymore lol and he sold all of his private jets back in 2013 when things in the climate change world really started picking up.

He should have decommissioned the jets so they weren't burning fuel!

 

[lifelessheap]

This motherfucker:

u gonna get rekt sun

 

[saugeye killah]

u gonna get rekt sun

Can't lie. As much as I hate him, that overhand right looks kinda legit.

Still I would kill him based purely on willpower.

 

[lifelessheap]

Does Hillary Clinton count? Too bad she would have me killed after I KO'd her.

 

[bandicoot]

Are we allowed to dominate them with weapons? Like bricks, 2x4s, stuff you could find in the streets.

 

[Rav1nHunter]

Bruce jenner

 

[Tycho- Taylor's Version]

Oh it's gun get dun.

 

[Peteyandjia]

LOL. Caitlyn is an Olympic champion athlete and would probably still wreck like 80% of dudes.

He's 67 years old.

The average guy would demolish him worse than his doctors did.

 

[MadSquabbles500]

Bill Maher,

 

[Oliver Clothesoff]

Any one of these assholes.

 

[rj144]

Ted Cruz would be for starters.

I know it's not PC, but some of the attention whore Instagram girls are really annoying. Most are completely self involved and have done nothing but post selfies on Instagram. Some make $100,000's and even millions for absolutely nothing. So, hypothetically maybe one of them... they'd be cans too.

 

[Burning Hammer]

Don't know his name but want to punch him. @Burning Hammer @Contra-dictator @Devout Pessimist @silicavaginitis

He's the same fucking retard who didn't know what the fuck he was talking about after the brexit "fiasco" and blatantly misconstrued information to try and sway his audience. Fuck him.

 

[rj144]

He's the same fucking retard who didn't know what the fuck he was talking about after the brexit "fiasco" and blatantly misconstrued information to try and sway his audience. Fuck him.

What specifically did he misconstrue?

 

[Brampton_Boy]

Michael Vick

I would probably lose, but I have wanted to kick his teeth in ever since the dog abuse scandal broke.

 

[Pinyin]

Bob Arrum