If I were Platinum Perry......

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  1. Wizzlebiz Wizzlebiz is the Wizziest

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    Simple game. Finish the sentence.

    Il start.



    If i were Platinum Perry I would go well over the edge of heel into pure asshole mode to increase my hate base.

    Enjoy
     
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  2. Arm Barbarian Gold Belt

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    I would fight ONLY fighters who abide by

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  3. bubby Yellow Card

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    This topic is so bad, it should be archived.
    You can create an entire museum around the shittiness of this worthless thing.
     
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  4. Wizzlebiz Wizzlebiz is the Wizziest

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    Thanks. I try
     
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  5. The Witcher відродитися

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    If i were Mike Perry i would grow my hair long, call myself Michelle Peri and sell provincial estates in the south of France
     
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  6. The Moloko man Brown Belt

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    If I were platinum Perry I'd finally have a reason to start buying Magnum's

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  7. The Moloko man Brown Belt

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    Don't listen to the haters bro
    This is the most original thread I've seen in a while
     
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  8. Swarthy Yellow Card

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    If I was Platinum Perry I would sink my Micro Penis into the Platinum Princesses Arse.
     
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  9. Wizzlebiz Wizzlebiz is the Wizziest

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    Ty sir
     
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  10. YellowBanenoo Purple Belt

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    If I were Aluminum Perry I'd blow my head off with a shotgun.
     
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  11. Arm Barbarian Gold Belt

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  12. GreatSaintGuillotine You may not like what I say but it's the truth.

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    I would talk less, punch and break dance more.
     
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  13. Calipwnia Green Belt

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    If I were Platinum Mike Perry I would "accidentally" bump into Conor McGregor on the street and have a shove fest and let it go viral.
     
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  14. Emjay If you do come back it won't go well

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    ...I'd fight Usman to satisfy Emjay
     
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  15. Jehannum The Leader of Dnation, & yes the D stands for Dick

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    If I were Platinum Perry I'd let Jehannum have sex with me
     
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  16. headkicktoleg Silver Belt

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    If I were plastic perry I'd visit Edmond to get some HEAD MOVEMENT!
     
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  17. PlatinumAmerican Sherdog Noob

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    If I were Platinum Perry I'd settle down with the platinum princess and stop fighting (this is why I'm not Platinum Perry)
     
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  18. crlkllr Brown Belt

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    bend over infront of a mirror and masturbate furiously to the sight of my own asshole.
     
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  19. Jehannum The Leader of Dnation, & yes the D stands for Dick

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    He's doing extensive work with those noodle things
     
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  20. Fossor Blue Belt

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    Why would you keep your dick if you become Platinum Perry?
     
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