If A UFC Fighter Challenged You To A Fight, Would You Accept?

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  1. Mixedfights

    Mixedfights Silver Belt

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    Only Conor for Conor money.

    Everybody else can fuk off.

    I'm not getting my head caved in for $10K.
     
  2. Jizzer

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    Only PVZ, I'd pay to have her beat the fuck outta me :)
     
  3. Osiris3657

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    And you'd get KO'd stiff
     
  4. SenseiJim

    SenseiJim Blue Belt

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    Depends if the price was right. But again i dont want to get so hard that i get ko'd, shit my pants and forget where i live
     
  5. The guest

    The guest Double Yellow Card Double Yellow Card Yellow Card Banned

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    Jeebus...

    Elite levels of stupidity, right here. WTF are you even talking about ?

    No, I would not accept that fight. But, I honestly can’t picture McGregor in a room, with myself.

    There is ZERO doubt... I’d punch him in the face.

    I’ve set some realistic numbers here.

    over/under is TWO minutes.

    I’m under.

    ALL DAY EVERYDAY.

    Fuckin clown.
     
  6. Sean Long

    Sean Long Master black belt of Majitney fufu

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    I would. Im pretty sure I could beat any of the men and possibly even Cyborg.........
     
  7. MeanStreets

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    Being known as a 'badass' in your circle is not worth the risk of brain damage kid.
     
  8. robertcop2

    robertcop2 I’ll be back.

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    I would, seriously, but only if he promised not to kill me, and only in a safe environment.
     
  9. TCanaveira

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    Depends on the money. Minimum 500k. I train myself so i think i could MAYBE hold my own for a little while. It would have to be at FW tho. BUT because it's the UFC and i would be a newcomer no fucking way they paying me 500k so yeh...not happening. I think it would be fucking awesome to test my skills against a fighter that is ufc level.
     
  10. blkmike817

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    I would respectfully decline.
     
  11. Meathead Jock

    Meathead Jock WAR ASKREN

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    No. The only ones I'd have a chance of beating are the unranked 125lbers (well below my weight class) and probably every female not named Cyborg.

    I don't want to get brain damage from r the opportunity to pull off a crazy longshot upset with the prized of being offered a 10/10 contract which i'm bound to lose. I'm not broke and would like to stay that way.
     
  12. LockardTheGOAT

    LockardTheGOAT Sherdog's Intellectual Savior

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    lol @ the pussies talking about the risk of brain damage.

    There's an extremely minimum risk of brain damage in one fight.
     
  13. ens189

    ens189 ELI-te Belt Platinum Member

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    When I was getting ready for my one and only MMA fight I worked with Buddy Roberts (1-1 in the UFC at MW) and it was astonishing at how badly he could have hurt me if he wasn't a nice guy. This was also some three years after his last fight so he wasn't even in top shape.

    Anyone (not named CM Punk) in the UFC would be able to beat up three Sherdoggers at a time, minimum.
     
  14. 315MMAFighter

    315MMAFighter MąïȚře Đë Đəğåť§ - Pure Dominican Platinum Member

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    If it was a royal a*shole like Covington i'd gladly take my chances.
     
  15. WaylonMercy5150

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    Hey CM Punk wanna fuck?
     
  16. peytonlucy

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    At my age, a doorstep has better flexibility and reflexes. No thanks.
     
  17. robertcop2

    robertcop2 I’ll be back.

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    Look at this, tough guys. LMFAO.

     
  18. Levi_

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    Yes, I would accept, especially against Kenny Florian, I would kick his ass good. I would wear my ripped up, blood-smeared Tap Out shirt that I usually kick fighter's asses wearing. He would be no match for my Kung Fu- UFC fighters are no match for mystic forms of the arts.
     
  19. scottjoebob

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    " Where's there to lose? " . Being crippled or killed .
     
  20. slivercord

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    Hell no, ufc pays rookies shit. No bragging rights in getting beat up.
     

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