Idris Elba = Next James Bond? | Page 3

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    Hence why Nicholas Hoult - 6'3", a bit of vulnerability, good looking, knows how to act, can do physicality. He's our next Bond, if the studios know what's up.
     
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    They're better at acting white people.
     
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    It's gonna be hard to surpass Craig. That guy killed it as 007
     
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    Black don't crack bro. We don't age like you white folk... Y'all age like milk lmao
     
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    I'm 101 % Nigerian you stupid cracker.
     
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    I'm white and I'm still mistaken for a teenager at 35 years of age. But yeah, most of us aren't so fortunate. It's because black people know about lotion.

     
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    I heard he gonna play Witcher in Witcher series on Netflix.
     
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    He should play Bond the way Samuel L Jackson would play Bond. "I'll have a goddamn Martini, Motherfuck" pause "Shake that bitch".
     
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    Colin Firth is 56 and his performance in Kingsman was better than anything Daniel Craig did as Bond. Firth also did almost all of his actions scenes, even as a dude pushing 60.

    Liam Neeson is 64 now and did the first Taken movie 10 years ago and that was a badass performance.
     
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    Firth and Neeson are too old. No one wants to see a grandad picking up 20-something international hotties. Same for craggy-faced Craig.

    Give it to someone young who can actually act, and grow into the role.
     
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    I should also add Kaecillius was way more threatening than Loki. We all knew Thor would ragdoll Loki as soon as he got his hammer back. Even after Doctor Strange ended, I wasn't sure he could have taken Kaecillius in a fight if Dormammu didn't intervene.
     
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    Tom Hardy.
     
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    Firth would choke you to death and sip tea over your corpse, boy!
     
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    I'm 41, and he'd be too busy emptying his piss bag to try his luck with me.
     
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    Yeah, but Loki has an attractive quality that appeals to women and effete men. He's never going to win through brute force, but he's the type of seditious cunt that beats you by unconventional means.
     
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    It has nothing to do with acting. Bond in film is supposed to be a womanizing badass in his prime sort of like Indiana Jones. Colin Firth or Liam Neeson couldn't do Indiana Jones properly now either much like Harrison Ford failed at doing it in his 60's.
     
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    he'd be bad ass.
     
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    Tom Ellis is 38.
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    Is that sarcasm? He looked like he hated every single second. Nobody has been able to come lose to Connery, Moore and Brosnan. They were at least able to act like they enjoyed the role.
     
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    Brosnan? Too effete. Thin wrists. Looked like a bloke who owns a chain of hairdressers, drives a 911 convertible at 35 mph.

    Craig was a dour cunt, though.

    That Ellis bloke is too old. Cast a young man so he doesn't look like a rotted old bastard chasing his daughter's mates.
     
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