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Black Beast, we goin' deep
Goodnight Francis, now go to sleep,
Daddy Lewis in dis hoe,
Ngannou has no cardio,
Derrick Lewis first round KO,
On the mic post fight with Joe,
"Where's Ronda Rouseys fine ass at?"
Please someone help Francis off the mat.

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Were you Chael's ghostwriter?
 
A Haiku from me:
Black beast gonna best
that overrated mofo
back to sandmining
 
Hey guys. Here goes mine.

Black Beast Black Beast
How are you doing?
Are you going to knock out Ngannou?
I hope you're praying
and hoping that he will meet
his maker first or you're going to
die like em
all except the Croatian.
Black Beast Black Beast
My mom bet on you
So she owes me $5 if Ngannou
Brings the heat.
Black Beast Black Beast
Are you Haitian or just black.
Or let's just say African American.
I aint racist you gotta know that.
©

-Kenny
 
It was not good in my garden that year
It was not good in my garden
I am not brave; I am a merchant
My trade was bad for me but
For my family and my fearful son Drake
It sure looked like bravery
It was not good in my garden that year
It was not good in my garden


Donald J Trump
 
There once was a man named black beast.
on chicken he was known to feast
Oh no, it's Ngannou!
He's leaping upon you!
Well, that took 4 seconds at least.
 
black beast i want you to win
not just because you remind me of the slave from huck Finn
but because you’re from here
not nigeri-ere
please knock that fucker out
else I’m gonna pout
but if you do lose please grace
us with your own shad-face
 
There once was a Beast up in this hoe
Black like you've never seen befo
He proclaimed: "It is time!
For some Black on Black Crime!"
And slugged till the Predator's chin was gone

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Aahhhh......you shouldn’t have. No, seriously, you shouldn’t have
 
Hickory Dickory dock, black beast shall dick slap ngannnou with his cock.

He’s itchin, talkin’ shit bout dc and Popeyes chicken.

He’s funny damn, on instragram. He will dream the dream, make Rhonda cream.
 
Oh, somewhere deep in H-Town the sun is shining bright,
The hoes are easing out little farts, and all the swangin' is tight;
And with the heart of a champion, fuck what y'all talkin 'bout,
But there is no joy in Africa—Big Ngannou's been knocked out.
 
Black Beast, we goin' deep
Goodnight Francis, now go to sleep,
Daddy Lewis in dis hoe,
Ngannou has no cardio,
Derrick Lewis first round KO,
On the mic post fight with Joe,
"Where's Ronda Rouseys fine ass at?"
Please someone help Francis off the mat.
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