I pretended to be a kid when calling someone cause it was too embarrassing to be an adult

[Clippy]

There's this tree nursery in a near by town that has some animals you can play with, feed carrots and stuff and an ALPACA and I was wondering if they closed up for the season yet. Me and the wife love to go but she wouldn't call ...... it's a fun time and we usually buy cabbage and carrots to feed the goats, horse, donky, ram, aplaca, pigs etc etc

But as a Man am I allowed to do this? I didn't want to call as an adult and be like "Do you still have animals there?"

So I put on my best child sounding voice and called in and it went something like this:

Me: (child voice) Hello?

Them: Hello, tree store

Me: (child voice) Do you still have the ANIMALS?

Them: Yes, yes we do

Me: HOORAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

My wife doesn't think I pulled it off. Do you? Have you ever pretended to be a kid in a phone call?

House Clippy GTFIH

@22k @the answer @paperclip101 @Grrrr @ralphc1

 

[Jesus X]

lol

 

[NHB7]

I’m sure they alerted the authorities:

“We just received a call from a man pretending to be a child and trying to find out how much longer we will be running our petting zoo for kids. Sounds like a real sicko. I’m not certain, but I think he was masturbating as we spoke.”

 

[Coconut Joe]

Your life keeps getting creepier
and creepier. Go easy man, get back on your meds and take a long deep breathe Amigo.

You didn’t “pull it off”...Not only did you creep your wife out, that poor woman at the farm was mostly creeped out also.

 

[Clippy]

Why can't I just love animals without being a pedophile???

 

[Clippy]

Why can't I just love animals without being a pedophile???

THEY'RE ADULT ANIMALS!!!

 

[Rob Battisti]

This is my first time actually entering a @Clippy thread.

Was not disappointed.

 

[Coconut Joe]

Why can't I just love animals without being a pedophile???

You pretending to be a child calling a local petting zoo makes you look like a child molester homie....Only fucking weirdos do that shit.

 

[Jack Reacheround]

You are a fucking strange individual.

 

[Aegon Spengler]

Your back is broken and an MRI is about to rip your eyeballs out

Call whatever you pretending to be whoever you want homie, a man in the gallows has earned a fun last go

 

[EvilDDS]

Did you *67 before you called? Otherwise, after they hung up, they looked at each other and said "get ready, he's coming again?"

 

[minute bull]

Why can't I just love animals without being a pedophile???

We ask the same thing.

 

[MassDistortion]

Lol at wife

 

[weed]

@Clippy

 

[Drenalin]

Why can't I just love animals without being a pedophile???

Wouldn't that technically be beastiality?

 

[Clippy]

You are a fucking strange individual.

You can't do anything these days without being a pedophile, society is strange, not me.

 

[ralphc1]

Why can't I just love animals without being a pedophile???

The fact that you thought it odd to be a man calling to find out if they still have the animals is an indication of how creepy it must be.

 

[ralphc1]

You are a fucking strange individual.

He's Canadian so it might not be strange at all.

 

[Clippy]

The fact that you thought it odd to be a man calling to find out if they still have the animals is an indication of how creepy it must be.

So I can't visit animals as an adult? I can't have any joy in my life because other people do horrible things to kids? WHAT THE FUCK

Why isn't there adult petting zoos if this is the case?

I just wanted to have a happy time with animals but,no, Sherdog had to FUCK IT UP

I miss @John Wang

 

[Thai Domi]

Them: Hello, tree store