I make my phone stupider every day by using it

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  1. Clippy I love animals NOT KIDS

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    I'm bad at texts, ok? It takes me forever. And I spell words wrong all the time, I spell words wrong the same way so often that my phone thinks that's how I want to talk.

    So when I rarely spell it right, it will make have hsve or thanks thAnks and etc etc, it changes my properly spelled words to be the words I often spell wrong cause it remembers I use the misspelled word more often than the correct one.

    Now my phone is fucked and completely dumb and cant even handle English anymore

    Anyone lese have this problem?
     
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  2. sub_thug Red Belt

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    Nope, my phone and I understand each other just fine. It even anticipates what I want to search for...
     
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  3. Gazwald As team Chules as the rest of 'em

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    Sorry to break it to you Clippy, but you make a lot of things stupider by talking to them.
     
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  5. Turtlejuice Free Wang

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    Poor siri.
     
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  6. Clippy I love animals NOT KIDS

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    She sounds almost as retarded as @John Wang now
     
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  7. The Big Sloppy Green Belt

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    you are not alone. My fat fingers mash all the tiny little letters all at once, and it's like winning the lotto if i just happen to get the correct spelling out of that alphabet soup.
     
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  8. Cool Hand Luke The Real Cool Hand Luke

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    my samsung swipe texting function works great
     
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  9. OMGstreetfight I like money

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    Factory reset is your best option. I used to text to so fast that I'd have way too many fumbles. Now my autocorrect doesn't know if I want to misspell or not. I get so many horrible autocorrects to the incorrect spelling that it's pointless to even try anymore.
     
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  10. Thai Domi Silver Belt

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    So she's min DC
     
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    My phobe usually autocorrexts to my dumb thumbs pushing the letter nexy to what I wnated to type.
     
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  13. Cool Hand Luke The Real Cool Hand Luke

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  14. Stump Black Belt

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    It took me a while to train my phone for dirty words. It's too good now.

    I'll be two letters into the word "cook" and it'll suggest "cocksucker"
     
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  15. freaky Black Belt

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    You know...there's a setting that makes it so the phone doesn't record or remember what you type. But I think it also eliminates auto correct. Not sure. Too lazy to change it. I just occasionally delete the wrong word from it's vocabulary. Sometimes I do want it to learn some of my slang words.
     
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    I think I have my phone the aidz or something . Fucking p0rnhub
     
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    Wow. That's mean.
     
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    In Odin my sanguine setups
     
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  19. ralphc1 Gold Belt

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    Think of how stupid Trumps phone must be by now.
     
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