I make my phone stupider every day by using it

[Clippy]

I'm bad at texts, ok? It takes me forever. And I spell words wrong all the time, I spell words wrong the same way so often that my phone thinks that's how I want to talk.

So when I rarely spell it right, it will make have hsve or thanks thAnks and etc etc, it changes my properly spelled words to be the words I often spell wrong cause it remembers I use the misspelled word more often than the correct one.

Now my phone is fucked and completely dumb and cant even handle English anymore

Anyone lese have this problem?

 

[sub_thug]

Nope, my phone and I understand each other just fine. It even anticipates what I want to search for...

 

[Gazwald]

Sorry to break it to you Clippy, but you make a lot of things stupider by talking to them.

 

[Lethal_Striker]

Sorry to break it to you Clippy, but you make a lot of things stupider by talking to them.

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[Turtlejuice]

Poor siri.

 

[Clippy]

Poor siri.

She sounds almost as retarded as @John Wang now

 

[The Big Sloppy]

you are not alone. My fat fingers mash all the tiny little letters all at once, and it's like winning the lotto if i just happen to get the correct spelling out of that alphabet soup.

 

[Cool Hand Luke]

my samsung swipe texting function works great

 

[Deleted member 220895]

Factory reset is your best option. I used to text to so fast that I'd have way too many fumbles. Now my autocorrect doesn't know if I want to misspell or not. I get so many horrible autocorrects to the incorrect spelling that it's pointless to even try anymore.

 

[Thai Domi]

my samsung swipe texting function works great

So she's min DC

 

[weed]

 

[Headkicktoleg]

My phobe usually autocorrexts to my dumb thumbs pushing the letter nexy to what I wnated to type.

 

[Cool Hand Luke]

So she's min DC

 

[Stump]

It took me a while to train my phone for dirty words. It's too good now.

I'll be two letters into the word "cook" and it'll suggest "cocksucker"

 

[freaky]

You know...there's a setting that makes it so the phone doesn't record or remember what you type. But I think it also eliminates auto correct. Not sure. Too lazy to change it. I just occasionally delete the wrong word from it's vocabulary. Sometimes I do want it to learn some of my slang words.

 

[SammyPops]

I think I have my phone the aidz or something . Fucking p0rnhub

 

[Milgrim]

She sounds almost as retarded as @John Wang now

Wow. That's mean.

 

[Thai Domi]

In Odin my sanguine setups

 

[ralphc1]

Think of how stupid Trumps phone must be by now.

 

[NoGoodNamesLeft]

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