I lost my camouflage socks :(

[Medulla Omoplata]

This fills me with rage

Still better than having beans in your sand soup though

 

[OverCoronavirus Pressure]

Still better than having beans in your sand soup though

Who would ruin good sand that way?

 

[Stranger Come Knocking]

I had a camouflage condom once. On the package it said "Don't let them see you coming!"

 

[mushishi]

There was a guy in my platoon that lost his camo socks and had to wear white ones instead. Charlie was able to see us b/c of those damn white socks. We lost a lot of good men that day. Find your socks. We don't need to lose more men cause you can't find your damn socks

Man, f charlie, biting fingers and shit.

 

[Agent Mulder's Hair]

Btw, it's snowing here and I'm wearing super comfy wool socks. Toasty

It's 70 degrees here and I'm barefoot. Chillin

 

[OverCoronavirus Pressure]

It's 70 degrees here and I'm barefoot. Chillin

You're being put into carbon-freeze.

 

[Agent Mulder's Hair]

You're being put into carbon-freeze.

 

[ralphc1]

It's 70 degrees here and I'm barefoot. Chillin

I walk out on my porch barefoot when it's below zero.

 

[Agent Mulder's Hair]

I walk out on my porch barefoot when it's below zero.

I don't get out of bed when it's below zero

 

[Clippy]

I don't get out of bed when it's below zero

I get deeper into bed when it's below zero

 

[Hotora86]

Who would ruin good sand that way?