I Just Got Attacked By My Dog

[Amerikuracana]

Great arm there. Looks like a basement or a prison. You'e probably a good dude.

 

[Scerpi]

Give him a pass. He thought you were a fuckin Yeti.

holy lol....

 

[Krushey]

Tell the truth.

You tried to steal your dog's ice cream, and he showed you who the real bitch is.

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[Seano]

He was trying to lick some ice cream off the bottom of a bowl but his giant fat head wouldnt fit in the bowl so I announced that I would help him and grabbed the bowl to pour it for him and he snapped and came at me with furious anger and chomped my precious wrist
Hes old and doesnt hear or see that well anymore so he probably didnt hear me and thought it was my other dog who always tries to steal his food
Fucker got me good
Hurts like a bitch
Prolly wont be able to whack off the rest of the day and its gonna be black and blue tomorrow

I thought everyone knew not to stick their hands near a dog's food.

We have a dog and she gets pretty aggressive at dinner time. She'll snap and bark and would probably bite me if I tried to touch her food. I tried all the advice to break her of it, nothing worked.

Also- damn, that a hairy arm.

 

[Tuf_guy]

Should've bitten harder. He must've lost his edge over the years.

How long has it been since your fur forest seeded? It's growing nicely.

Ch-ch-ch-chia

 

[Fraz]

Lmao, The replies in this thread are great

 

[Deleted member 245586]

I would change the thread title from I just got attacked to I just got corrected!

Thank that dog TS, he gave you wisdom son. Now you know!

 

[HomeRun916]

dog sounds like possessed by satan tbh

 

[Madmick]

I tried warning you about Pit Bulls, Pliny.

 

[ShadowRun]

#lovewins