I Just Got Attacked By My Dog

[Pliny Pete]

He was trying to lick some ice cream off the bottom of a bowl but his giant fat head wouldnt fit in the bowl so I announced that I would help him and grabbed the bowl to pour it for him and he snapped and came at me with furious anger and chomped my precious wrist
Hes old and doesnt hear or see that well anymore so he probably didnt hear me and thought it was my other dog who always tries to steal his food
Fucker got me good
Hurts like a bitch
Prolly wont be able to whack off the rest of the day and its gonna be black and blue tomorrow

 

[IndyCovaHart]

Put him down.

For your own safety.

 

[Peteyandjia]

Tell the truth.

You tried to steal your dog's ice cream, and he showed you who the real bitch is.

 

[Ken Fresno]

Give him a pass. He thought you were a fuckin Yeti.

 

[Zer]

Prolly wont be able to whack off the rest of the day

Not with that attitude

 

[mushishi]

How long has it been since your fur forest seeded? It's growing nicely.

 

[IIIIIIII]

How long has it been since your fur forest seeded? It's growing nicely.

lol, i didn't want to be the first to mention that. hard to not notice haha.

 

[Krixes]

 

[Substance Abuse]

Tell the truth.

You tried to steal your dog's ice cream, and he showed you who the real bitch is.

Lololololol

 

[HenryFlower]

that’s what we here at sherdog like to refer to as an alpha putting a beta in their place

 

[platypus44]

He was trying to lick some ice cream off the bottom of a bowl but his giant fat head wouldnt fit in the bowl so I announced that I would help him and grabbed the bowl to pour it for him and he snapped and came at me with furious anger and chomped my precious wrist
Hes old and doesnt hear or see that well anymore so he probably didnt hear me and thought it was my other dog who always tries to steal his food
Fucker got me good
Hurts like a bitch
Prolly wont be able to whack off the rest of the day and its gonna be black and blue tomorrow

Sue yourself for negligence and see if you can get your homeowner's insurance company to pay you.

 

[Grob]

A “bowl”? I don’t believe you.

 

[JAEGERX]

you are not the alpha in your house, in the dogs mind, he rules you

 

[Swiftie]

To make this thread better, we'll say that your dog is a Pitbull....LOL

Not a smart thing to grab a bowl of ice cream from your dog. You should know by now, that you're his bitch.

 

[bad seed]

must hurt like a bitch whenever you take off a bandaid.

 

[HwoarangStyle]

fill the bowl with uppercuts

 

[My Spot]

Fred?

 

[Hearse Lightning]

I blame the owner.

 

[tru3f4n]

He was trying to lick some ice cream off the bottom of a bowl but his giant fat head wouldnt fit in the bowl so I announced that I would help him and grabbed the bowl to pour it for him and he snapped and came at me with furious anger and chomped my precious wrist
Hes old and doesnt hear or see that well anymore so he probably didnt hear me and thought it was my other dog who always tries to steal his food
Fucker got me good
Hurts like a bitch
Prolly wont be able to whack off the rest of the day and its gonna be black and blue tomorrow

my uncles husky bit me in about the same spot except for one of his canine teeth punctured a vein in the top of the hand. I bled like a stuck pig and my hand swelled up like a softball I reckon you'll lose about a week of whacking.

 

[My Spot]

What happened to that cat your dogs tried to murder?