I have strange chunks in my cum.

Discussion in 'Off-Topic: Bareknuckle Discussion' started by shidokanartist, Mar 2, 2006.

  1. shidokanartist De-Comp-Poser

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    Seriously. Anybody else get this? Especially when I don't nut for a day or two. They are shaped like little white worms and look like gelatin. I checked my jerkrag this morning and it had these things in the goo. Fucking wierd. What the Hell is that shit??!!
     
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    i think that tasering had some interesting effects on your innards



    what is the consistency of your shit lately?
     
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    Very runny. You might be right. They should ban those things. They're dangerous.
     
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  4. FightAFICIONADO Blue Belt

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    Must have been from your taser night with your cop buddies. Too much voltage on the boys and your sperms fused together. Just a thought since you havn't noticed it before.

    EDIT: Ah crap, too late.
     
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    Meal worms. They need love too.
     
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    If it tastes like tapioca... you have cancer.
     
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    Uhh, that's disgusting but interesting at the same time. Are you serious?
     
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    It's kinda cool actually. Like little baby shrimp. I think I'll toss them in my aquarium and see if my Gold fish like them.
     
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  9. FightAFICIONADO Blue Belt

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    Let us know how that goes for ya.
     
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  10. behemoth Guest

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    little shidos
     
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    Nope. It's fine. Just a little salty.
     
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    Oh man. You're messed up.
     
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    Of course. This is no joking matter. I'm kinda nervous.
     
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    in that case

    put some on a cracker
     
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    You're spawning sea monkeys!!!!
     
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  16. gungfudisciple Blue Belt

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    Bump for answers, I got them too. I used the pullout method for birth control hundreds of times with 20+ different girls and none of them ever got knocked up, maybe its faulty sperm?
     
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    I always wondered where those things came from.
     
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  18. shidokanartist De-Comp-Poser

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    Finally an honest person. I know some of you guys got chunky cum. Admit it.
     
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    mines not as white as it used to be
     
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  20. gungfudisciple Blue Belt

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    Mine are a bit yello...no wait, golden colored too!
     
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