***UPDATE***
I got my PET scan results and my oncologist was happy to announce that there are no traces of cancer left in my body
I went from stage 4 to completely tumor free. It was quite the wild ride.
I'd like to thank my sherbros for all the support. Even you jackasses in the war room that I've feuded with have been supportive in this thread. May we continue to argue and throw jabs at each other.
My message to you all is be sure to get yourself checked out if you feel something is off. My stomach swelled (no pain, just discomfort) and I thought it was just extreme bloating. Little did I know I needed to trade in the pepto bismol for chemotherapy. Special thanks to my fiancé for nagging me to the point of making me go to the ER just so I don't have to put up with her nagging. She saved my life.