a new pair of testicles?
Hello, Clippy.
How about an axe, do you already have one ?
My uncle gave me too old ones
I don't have a sledge hammer though and always wanted a red one
A red sledgehammer sounds like a good purchase IMO.
Do you have shit to slam it on ? Like a big tire ?
You shut that whore mouth.
Clippy makes you and your father look like fairies in tutus with a #metoo tramp stamp.
No but I know where I can get some big tires
If you have room for all that (I would not) and you don't already own these two items, I would promptly advise in favor of said items.
But how about your back, Clippy?
My uncle gave me too old ones
I don't have a sledge hammer though and always wanted a red one