I have a woot woot addiction and it's pushing my wife over an edge

[Clippy]

Lately I added the term "Woot woot" to my vernacular and I might have abused it.

I started saying it whenever something good happened like when I passed my blood pressure test and didn't need pills - cause the doctor threatened me with high blood pressure.

Then I started doing it all the time

Get a good parking spot - woot woot!

Found a bag of chips behind the couch - woot woot!

High five / woot woot combo when wife tells me any good news

etc etc

I was opening a Gatorade and my wife was watching me struggle cause they have that damn paper tab you can't rip off and when I achieved success I dropped a hard woot woot and my wife did the whole



Last night while drinking I did it too many times and I was sitting and thinking to myself trying to remember some actor's name and when I remembered inside my head I then suddenly shouted out a verbal "woot woot!" and that was too many woot woots ..... to my wife I suddenly was dropping woot woots out of thin air and for no reason so she playfully tried to suffocate me with a couch cushion but held on for a really long time ....

woot woot?

 

[DaleBoca]

The day you get banned, I'll definitely throw out a woot woot, Clippy.

 

[JAEGERX]

this is boring, try harder next thread

 

[Clippy]

this is boring, try harder next thread

You're not the boss of me

 

[DaleBoca]

Next time you're about to climax, throw out a woot woot. See how she takes it.

 

[Clippy]

Next time you're about to climax, throw out a woot woot. See how she takes it.

I dare not LOL

 

[odog]

Can I get a woot woot?

 

[Iroh]

 

[Luger]

Your wife has tolerated you thus far and 'woot woot' is breaking the camel's back?
She is more insane than I imagined

 

[SSgt Dickweed]

By the thread title, I thought woot woot was a new drug teenagers use.

 

[Clippy]

Your wife has tolerated you thus far and 'woot woot' is breaking the camel's back?
She is more insane than I imagined

I'm averaging 500 woot woots a week at this point

 

[Iroh]

 

[aldeniro78]

Nothing beats finding a bag of chips behind the couch. I'd definitely celebrate no matter how stale.

 

[RoryFan]

You found a woman who puts up with your manic episodes?

she must be a saint.

 

[Clippy]

You found a woman who puts up with your manic episodes?

she must be a saint.

Marrying me is a one way ticket to heaven

 

[Chad R. Thundercock]

Oh, @Clippy . You're a woot and a half. Woot woot! Err - I mean Woot Wo!

 

[elreece]

I thought only 20 something year old girls did the woot woot bullshit.

@Clippy confirmed young girl.

 

[Clippy]

The best is one time my wife accidently did it and then looked me and said "Fuck you"

 

[Mazdarati]

Like this?

 

[Gandzooka]

These threads have given me a "wut?" habit