I have a woot woot addiction and it's pushing my wife over an edge

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  1. Clippy

    Clippy I HAVE FINALLY LANDED WOOT WOOT

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    Lately I added the term "Woot woot" to my vernacular and I might have abused it.

    I started saying it whenever something good happened like when I passed my blood pressure test and didn't need pills - cause the doctor threatened me with high blood pressure.

    Then I started doing it all the time

    Get a good parking spot - woot woot!

    Found a bag of chips behind the couch - woot woot!

    High five / woot woot combo when wife tells me any good news

    etc etc

    I was opening a Gatorade and my wife was watching me struggle cause they have that damn paper tab you can't rip off and when I achieved success I dropped a hard woot woot and my wife did the whole

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    Last night while drinking I did it too many times and I was sitting and thinking to myself trying to remember some actor's name and when I remembered inside my head I then suddenly shouted out a verbal "woot woot!" and that was too many woot woots ..... to my wife I suddenly was dropping woot woots out of thin air and for no reason so she playfully tried to suffocate me with a couch cushion but held on for a really long time ....

    woot woot?
     
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  2. DaleBoca

    DaleBoca Silver Belt

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    The day you get banned, I'll definitely throw out a woot woot, Clippy.
     
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    JaegerIT per aspera ad astra

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    this is boring, try harder next thread
     
  4. Clippy

    Clippy I HAVE FINALLY LANDED WOOT WOOT

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    You're not the boss of me
     
  5. DaleBoca

    DaleBoca Silver Belt

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    Next time you're about to climax, throw out a woot woot. See how she takes it.
     
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  6. Clippy

    Clippy I HAVE FINALLY LANDED WOOT WOOT

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    I dare not LOL
     
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    Can I get a woot woot?
     
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  8. Dr Hannibal Lecter

    Dr Hannibal Lecter Hmmmm... Platinum Member

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    Luger Rabbi of Platinum Nation Banned

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    Your wife has tolerated you thus far and 'woot woot' is breaking the camel's back?
    She is more insane than I imagined
     
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    By the thread title, I thought woot woot was a new drug teenagers use.
     
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  11. Clippy

    Clippy I HAVE FINALLY LANDED WOOT WOOT

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    I'm averaging 500 woot woots a week at this point
     
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  13. aldeniro78

    aldeniro78 Who cares

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    Nothing beats finding a bag of chips behind the couch. I'd definitely celebrate no matter how stale.
     
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    You found a woman who puts up with your manic episodes?

    she must be a saint.
     
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  15. Clippy

    Clippy I HAVE FINALLY LANDED WOOT WOOT

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    Marrying me is a one way ticket to heaven
     
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    Oh, @Clippy . You're a woot and a half. Woot woot! Err - I mean Woot Wo!
     
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    elreece Yellow Card Yellow Card

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    I thought only 20 something year old girls did the woot woot bullshit.

    @Clippy confirmed young girl.
     
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  18. Clippy

    Clippy I HAVE FINALLY LANDED WOOT WOOT

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    The best is one time my wife accidently did it and then looked me and said "Fuck you"
     
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    Like this?
     
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  20. Gandzooka

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    These threads have given me a "wut?" habit
     
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