I got something like an STD and now I'm afraid of sex

There is very little that's going to discourage me from banging a broad

Mutant snatch that is lined with sharp teeth? Maybe

Having an STD? No, not even close.
That word there literally had me laughing out loud for some reason.

Well done Captain Kirk
 
Pursue blood donors? Can you donate blood if you have STDs?
 
Try not raw dogging skanks.

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lol came back negative? maybe yo dick just dirty lol
 
TS
as always immediately coming to the berry for medical advice is the absolute right move to make. This place is literally crawling with 200 IQ experts on every subject. Fuck wasting ur time with so called "Doctors" with "PHDs", mayberry always knows best.
 
I've officially decided I am never getting a blowjob or fucking again until borderline engagement. So far i've found it strangely freeing. *positive this isn't an STD proper, although i'm still going to test. Think it's some kind of bladder infection

I seriously feel for people who have chronic pain now. I can't imagine waking up everyday with no end in sight to the constant pain. Think I'll join a foundation, if I get better.
 
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