I Got Sexually Assaulted

[BEER]

Sherbros, you read the title right.

I'm on mobile so I'll keep it short.

Went to Wawa to piss.
Dude positioned himself at the urinal next to mine. Says "hey there" in a Fruity Pebbles flirty tone.
I ignored him.
He asked me, in the same tone, if I like the music.
I still ignored him.
Felt something on my leg.
It was his dick.
Hit him with a right hook and bailed.
Smartened up and reported it to the police.
Hope they catch the pervert.

 

[John Wang]

Figured this would be a @Clippy thread!

 

[John Wang]

Sherbros, you read the title right.

I'm on mobile so I'll keep it short.

Went to Wawa to piss.
Dude positioned himself at the urinal next to mine. Says "hey there" in a Fruity Pebbles flirty tone.
I ignored him.
He asked me, in the same tone, if I like the music.
I still ignored him.
Felt something on my leg.
It was his dick.
Hit him with a right hook and bailed.
Smartened up and reported it to the police.
Hope they catch the pervert.

Did your right-hook dominate him?

 

[trolololol]

Sorry TS, I couldn't help myself.

 

[Broken arrow]

I'd be like

 

[Simian Raticus]

Goddamnn. I laughed harder than I have for a while.

Oh and I'm sorry this happened to you.

 

[Organic Damage]

I'd be like

Yeah except picture Garbrandt's hands around the neck of another dick entirely.

 

[weed]

that's borderline rape.

 

[Drenalin]

Hopefully he didn't get you pregnant

 

[Clippy]

Figured this would be a @Clippy thread!

Who dares awake me from my slumber

I need a pillow for my ass and found one for $20 but it was really $60 WTF

gel pillow and broken back

crap I'm going to have to go back and pay $60

nice gel padding etc

 

[John Wang]

Who dares awake me from my slumber

I need a pillow for my ass and found one for $20 but it was really $60 WTF

gel pillow and broken back

crap I'm going to have to go back and pay $60

nice gel padding etc

Make sure it is the kind that always stays cool, bunny!!! Those are the best!!

 

[ReAnimator Reagan]

Sherbros, you read the title right.

I'm on mobile so I'll keep it short.

Went to Wawa to piss.
Dude positioned himself at the urinal next to mine. Says "hey there" in a Fruity Pebbles flirty tone.
I ignored him.
He asked me, in the same tone, if I like the music.
I still ignored him.
Felt something on my leg.
It was his dick.
Hit him with a right hook and bailed.
Smartened up and reported it to the police.
Hope they catch the pervert.

One time I was at Sound Factory (NYC) in a bathroom stall with two of my friends (dudes) snorting Special-K and some dude knocked and asked if we needed another.

Hopefully he didn't get you pregnant

Like When Anthony Johnson impregnated Gus with a buttbaby

 

[the muntjac]

My friend got pissed on by some freak in a NYC McDonald's, but damn, touched by the actual johnson is messed up.

 

[weed]

might as well change your name to QUEER

 

[weed]

One time I was at Sound Factory (NYC) in a bathroom stall with two of my friends (dudes) snorting Special-K and some dude knocked and asked if we needed another.



Like When Anthony Johnson impregnated Gus with a buttbaby

Sound Factory for life.

 

[Drenalin]

One time I was at Sound Factory (NYC) in a bathroom stall with two of my friends (dudes) snorting Special-K and some dude knocked and asked if we needed another.



Like When Anthony Johnson impregnated Gus with a buttbaby

So you got DP'd?

 

[Hattori]

Would have been funny if he involuntarily pissed all over you as he fell on the floor

 

[freaky]

That was uncalled for. Imagine if every girl threw a right hook whenever someone flirts with them. They should arrest YOU for assault.

 

[BoogerDawson]

 

[Clippy]

Make sure it is the kind that always stays cool, bunny!!! Those are the best!!

what kind of technology is that