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Just stick it in!Don't you get it she wants you to bang her.
Just stick it in!Don't you get it she wants you to bang her.
My first suggestion would be to stop looking at her poop. My second suggestion would be to stop telling people about it.big blue doe eyes, long curly blonde hair, thin waste
Just stick it in!
Lol fingers typing faster than my brain can process my badMy first suggestion would be to stop looking at her poop. My second suggestion would be to stop telling people about it.
Saw notifications for me getting tagged in this thread multiple times.
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It all makes sense
Learn from my failure TS. Ask her out.
Maybe that's where you went wrong.
Should of just bought coffee from her forever.
I was actually doing that for awhile. In hindsight I should've just asked her out again.
What you should really do is go back every month and ask when she's going to let you make an honest woman out of her.
And then promptly pump and dump that ho. Just kidding. But do you think you'd try to make a relationship with her or is it a conquest?
Nah she quit the coffee shop a long ago. Will probably never see her again.
It's the same with every woman I meet. I want to a have good time hanging out with her and bang, but I don't want to be in a monogamous relationship.
I thought you quit going after rejection. You check in there from time to time?
Sucks that she's gone, maybe one day you'll find a better barista to conquest.
This advice just sounds so goofyMy advice is to do something about it or shut up and accept it.
If you are going to do something about it, I say just walk in when she is working and confidently (go in knowing that she is going to say yes) invite her to dinner/coffee. When she says yes, get a pen and paper out and give/get her number.
If she says no, just wish her a nice day and go about your day. You turned up like a man and tried, so give yourself a pat on the back!
You might want to break the ice a bit before you ask her out. "It's cold today, right? What kind of food do you like? Really? I know this cool place!" Etc etc.
If you are just going to accept it. Just accept it and move on.
This advice just sounds so goofy
Also in a world where everyone has a phone, you're carrying around a pen and paper?